Take Note of Punctuation in Love Letters

 Compare these two identically worded paragraphs, and notice how
 a change in punctuation alters the meaning:

 Dear John,

 I want a man who knows what love is all about.  You are generous, kind,
 thoughtful.  People who are not like you admit to being useless and
 inferior.  You have ruined me for other men.  I yearn for you.  I have no
 feelings whatsoever when we're apart.  I can be forever happy -- will you
 let me be yours?

 Susan

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 Dear John,

 I want a man who knows what love is.  All about you are generous, kind,
 thoughtful people, who are not like you.  Admit to being useless and
 inferior.  You have ruined me.  For other men, I yearn.  For you, I have
 no feelings whatsoever.  When we're apart, I can be forever happy.  Will
 you let me be?

 Yours, Susan