Little Red Dot
We are just a little red dot
Treated by Malaysia like a dog
Because no cargoes go to their dock
They make us close down the CLOB
And refuse to stamp passport
Everyday their ministers talk and talk
We get knock and knock
Fortunately they are only good in talking cock
Singaporeans are smart enought not to get caught
They built a bigger airport
Instead of of more planes big rats they got!
Singapore's success is not favoured by GOD
We work hard to get what we have got
Continue to strike better otherwise life will be like bittergroud!
They boo us in front of the whole world without giving a thought
So this is what their Allah taught?
Their deeds make the whole world cough
And make our little red dot more adorable by our folks.
Thank GOD.

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Here's Malaysia's reply:

Little Red Dot? Then We'll Let You Rot
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Little red dot.  Little red dot.
Give this some thought.
You guys are such snobs.
Treating us like slobs.
Always come here to shop.
And drive prices to the top.

Little red dot.  Little red dot.
You put us in a spot.
Loan to Indonesia you can afford.
But lend us you will not.
How can we not feel hot.
And come knock knock.

Little red dot.  Little red dot.
We built big airport.
You started talking cock.
Gloated when it got bogged.
I think you're full of crock.
Just afraid we're on top.

Little red dot.  Little red dot.
CIQ and CLOB.
Is your own fault.
Never listen when we talk.
Always think you're so hot
So now, pants down you're caught.

Little red dot.  Little red dot.
Water you bought.
But more, you always sought.
Always trying to tie the knot.
To make us give till we drop.
Friendly, you're not.

If friends we're not.
Then we should just let you rot!