Funny Signs
Plumer: "We repair what your husband fixed."
    -Mo4al
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On the trucks of a local plumbing company here 
in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!"   
    -Rickley L. Buck
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Pizza shop slogan: 
7 days without pizza makes one Weak!!
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At a Tire shop in Milwaukee: 
"Invite us to your next blowout."
     - Adolph Herbstrei
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Door of a plastic surgeon's office: 
Hello, can we pick your nose?
    -Chanel Rose
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Sign at the psychic's hotline: 
Don't call us, We'll call you.
    -IBDOUGELL
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At A Laundry shop: 
How about we refund your money 
Send you a new one at no charge 
Close the store and have the manager shot. 
Would that be satisfactory? 
 'Signed Customer Service'
    -Janet36603
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At a towing company: 
"We won't charge an arm and a leg. 
We want tows."
    -Phred
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(.....the best of all......!!!.....)
Billboard on the side of the road: 
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop 
reading these signs"
    -Joe E Bowers, Jr.