Some Romantic ideas

  NOTE:  NEVER SEND A WOMAN 12 ROSES, SEND 11 ONLY WHICH
 MEANS "YOU'RE MY 1 AND ONLY 1"
  1)      If a guy ever sends you a dozen (12) roses, slap him,on,the
 face and ask him,"Am I not the 1 and only 1? How could you have 12?
 that  means you have someone else beside me..."

  Meanings:
  1)     1 = You're the 1 that I love
  2)     2 = I think loving 2 is more cool
  3)     3 = I LOVE U (3 words)
  4)     5 = I LOVE U (5 letters)
  5)     8 = I LOVE YOU (8 letters)
  6)     8 = You have a curvacious body
  7)     11 = You're my 1 and only 1
  8)     12 = You're my first 1 but I have a 2nd love too.
  9)     69 = Lady, r u ready to shag?
 10)    101 = You will be my 1st and last 1.
 11)    543 = Undying love (in cantonese)
 12)    666 = Let's go to hell together
 13)    1001 = I shall START and END my life with u...
 14)           anything more than 1001 = please help safe the
               environment!!!

  How a man should treat his lady??
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  1)      Always pull her chair for her
  2)      Always open the car door for her
  3)      Always open restaurant doors etc, and let her enter first
  4)      Always make sure she starts eating b4 you do
  5)      Always stand up from the seat if she excuses herself to the
          restrooms/make a phone call
  6)      Always pay for the meal or if she prefers to be independent,
          at least pay your share well.....if I continue typing it would
          never end...basically,

  TREAT HER LIKE A LADY AND BE A GENTLEMAN.

 What a man should do when his lady is angry??

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 1)      Be patient
 2)      Be tolerant
 3)      Be loyal - don't go off flirting
 4)      If she slaps u, kiss her
 5)      If she scolds u, hug her
 6)      Always appologise when you are in the wrong like a man
 7)      Remember what she likes and take her unexpectedly to make her
         happy

 Proposing to a lady
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 1)      Eve tempted Adam with an apple and the rest is
         history.Send your would-be mate an apple with a note saying
         "Try me".
 2)     Try taking out a classified ad in the lonely hearts section of
        a newspaper then deliver the paper to your love,having
        encircled your
        advert with a heart.  Alternatively,ring-and-run after fixing a
        heart-shaped wreath of flowers on her front door.
 
 3)     Go to a beach in the middle of the night and with petrol, pour
        it in the shape of a heart and opening her eyes, you light up
        the petrol and a burning shape of a heart will show that "Your
        flamming passion for her..."

 4)    If you send a lady flowers and you find out that she throws
       then in the dustbin.  Buy another bouquet of flowers but this
       time placing it in a nice shiny, polished dustbin and send it
       to her place...

 Some sweet ideas for making up
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  1)      Send her a make-up kit, and using red-lipstick, write on the
          mirror...  "Let's make up"
  2)      Say sorry in many different languages
  3)      Buy a big white flag and walk to the front of her house,
          saying I surrender, I'm wrong.
  4)      Buy her 2 white doves, and ask her,"peace?"
  5)      Send her a fluttering lonely rose petal through the letterbox
          everyday for ten days.  On the 11th day, send a naked rose
          stem and with a note saying,"This is how I feel without you..."
          and 11 days means "you're my 1 and only 1".