Singaporeans Verbal "Shorthand"
Few are as expert at verbal 'shorthand' as Singaporeans. And here's
how Singaporeans typically condense sentences.

Instead of "I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other
outlets for you."
Simply say "No stock!

When returning a call ...
Instead of "Hello, this is John Tan. Did anyone page for me?"
Simply call up & demand "Hello, who (or "xiang") page?"

When someone's in your way ...
Instead of "Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please move?"
Simply lower your head/sidestep & say "Skius!"

When someone offers to pay ...
Instead of "Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me."
Simply smile & say "No need (pronounced nonid)"

When asking permission ...
Instead of "Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter through this door?"
Simply point to the door & say "Can or not?"

When entertaining ...
Instead of "Please make yourself right at home."
Simply steer people toward the food & say "Don't be shy leh!"

When doubting someone ...
Instead of "I really don't recall you giving me the money."
Simply spread your hands out & say "Where got?"

When declining an offer ...
Instead of "I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind."
Simply look pained & say "Don't want".

When deciding on a plan of action ...
Instead of "What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out
and all the restaurants are closed?"
Simply say "So how?"

DOES IT SOUND LIKE YOU?