Some Thoughts to Share...
 
A bus station is where a bus stops. 
A train station is where a train stops. 
On my desk, I have a work station... 
 
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 
 
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, 
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? 
 
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? 
 
I was thinking about how people seem to read the 
Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on
me 
. . . they were cramming for their finals. 
 
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? 
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the
mail? 
 
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is
full of 
portraits 
by Picasso. 
 
If it's true that we are here to help others, 
then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? 
 
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. 
 
Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will
turn 
out OK. 
 
 
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is
winning. 
 
As I said before, I never repeat myself!