Why Men and Women are Different
  
  All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over
  nine months, develop into a complete female baby.  The problem
  occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make 
  a male baby instead.
  
  Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells 
  necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to
  come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.
  
  Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
  communications center of the brain, migrate lower in  the body and
  develop into male sexual organs. 
  
  If you visualize a normal  brain to be similar to a full deck of cards,
  this means that males are born  a few cards short, so to speak.  And 
  some of their cards are in their  shorts. This difference between 
  the male and female brain manifests itself in various ways.

  Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
  Little  boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket 
  over their heads  and running into walls.
  Little girls will think about doing things before taking any action.  
  Little boys will just punch or kick something and will look surprised if
  someone asks them why they just punched their little brother who
  was half asleep and looking the other way.
  
  
  This basic cognitive  difference continues to grow until puberty, when
  the hormones kick into  action and the trouble really begins. After
  puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but the
  center of thought also differs.  
  
  Women think with their heads. Male  thoughts often originate lower in
  their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside.  Of course, the size of 
  this problem varies from man to man.

  In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they
  are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather
  dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as 
  "Republicans."
  
  Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation.  These men are
  medically referred to as "Democrats."  A small number of men
  suffer massive brain cell migration to their groins.  These men are 
  usually referred to as.....
  
  "Mr.  President."