The definition of WIFE & HUSBAND

A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life :
W : WONDERFUL
I : INTERESTING
F : FASCINATING
E : EXTRAORDINARY

But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because he
might be :
H : HOPELESS
U : UNACCOUNTABLE
S : SENSELESS
B : BORING
A : AUTHORITATIVE
N : NUISANCE
D : DISCRIMINATIVE

Why does a man wants to have a WIFE? Because :
W : Washing
I : Ironing
F : Food
E : Entertainment (?)

Why does a woman wants to have a HUSBAND? Because :
H : Housing
U : Understanding
S : Sharing
B : Buying
A : and
N : Never
D : Demanding