men!!! ???

 The nice men are ugly.
 The handsome men are not nice.
 The handsome and nice men are gay.
 The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
 The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
 have no money.
 The men who are not so handsome but are nice men
 with money think we
 are only after their money.
 The handsome men without money are after our money.
 The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
 heterosexual don't
 think we are beautiful enough.
 The men who think we are beautiful, that are
 heterosexual, somewhat
 nice and have money are cowards.
 The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and
 have some money
 and are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
 FIRST MOVE!!!!!
 The men who never make the first move, automatically
 lose interest on
 us when we take the initiative.
 NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?