Types of Men You Meet In Washroom
 
 Ever noticed how guys behave when  peeing in the washroom? You can
 learn a lot about their personalities. But be careful, in the West, you may
 end up getting invited to the Annual Convention for Gay Rights Movement.
 
 T Y P E S   O F   M E N   Y O U   M E E T   I N   W A S H R O O M S
 
 Excitable Type         : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips
                          pants in anger. (Quite Rare)
 
 Sociable Type          : Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one
                          or not. (My type)
 
 Timid Type              : Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends
                           he has peed and sneaks back later.
 
 Noisy Type              : Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to
                           have a look at the other fellow's tool.
                           (Very irritating - disturbs the mood 
                           for peeing)
 
 Indifferent Type        : All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
                           (Hypothetical)
 
 Clever Type             : Pees without holding tool, shows off by
                            adjusting tie or hair at same time.
                           (Quite common in NUS)
 
 Absent Minded Type      : Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees
                           in his pants.
                           (Yet to be seen)
 
 Worried Type            : Not quite sure what he has been up to
                           lately, makes a furtive but close
                           inspection of his tool while peeing.
 
 Learned Type            : Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
                           (Optimisation of temporal resources - necessary
                            when endsem exams are coming)
  
 Childish Type           : Looks at the bottom of the urinal to 
                           watch bubbles while peeing.
 
 Strong Type             : Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to
                           knock the drops off.
 
 
 Embarrased Type         : Covers his tool with both hands as he
                           stands there and pees through his fingers.
 
 
 Scared Type             : Those that look at the wall because they are 
                           scared to look at what they're holding.
 
 
 
 BTW, why don't you find out which type you belong to ?