12. You change the pronounciation of your name ROB to HOB.
11. Umpa's in your sleep.
10. Your gas,phone,water & electricity have been cut off but you've managed to collect enough cans for this months lessons.
9. Everytime you see some buffed out bozo who thinks he is Mr.Tough....."Visions of armbars dance in your head."
8. Instinctively mount your masseuse during foot massage because you inadvertantly thought he was going for the ankle lock.
7. Pet Anoconda Snake named "Royce".
6. Your dog avoids you, has a slight limp
5. When your wife hugs you, you go into o-goshi
4. Everybody that knows you has heard the name "Gracie"
3. Your right elbow has been hyperextended 6 times
2. People at work smile but avoid you after seeing your latest t-shirt
1. You instinctively pass your girlfriend's guard.
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