Finally, a list for the rest of us!
For those of you who are not BB's yet, and certainly not Shihans fer Pete's sake, or even if you changed styles and moved around so much you never got any exalted rank at all, I think we should have a:
-Greenbelt Wannabe List- or GWL for all those eternal greenbelts who wish they were shihans!
We could talk about:
1. Dang 'dem shihans fer bein' so uppity! (not to their faces of course!! who needs the pushups right?)
2. Why DO we get so many pushups in class anyway?
3. Heh-heh... 'dem shihans can kick my butt, but I can play lots better guitar than them!!
4. Heh-heh... 'dem shihans can kick my butt, but I've got a new BMW, and if I get any more pushups I ain't gonna approve their loan application!
5. Hey! what's the deal with running again!! I'm sick of running!! I thought this was a Karate class!
6. Does it work in the street? Let's jump a shihan and find out!! (you first!)
7. If a shihan shoots a criminal instead of kicking him in the head 25 times, will the shihan go to hell for his sins??
8. Do shihans get more lovin'? The people have a right to know!
Sounds like a fun list huh? Who wants to host it?
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