1. As your classmate withers in pain on the floor, you fantasize about the quickest way to put him out of his misery.

2. Over skilled, not over-kill--tell that to the poor slob you just waxed!

3. When all your injuries heal, you go through withdrawal.

4. You view new students as fresh meat.

5. You look forward to working another technique line.

6. You eagerly volunteer to be the instructor's dummy.

7. You believe the technique endings are too short.

8. You enjoyed your last promotion test.

9. The orthopedic surgeon starts paying you a finder's fee.

10. 3 Words... Pain is Joy.

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