Run 1561, 28 December from Sirkuit Sentul to Bullshit’s palace

Hares: Bullshit, Jungle Fucka.

Stats: Members 22, plus 4 New Members – Total 26

Asked for a comment, BB opined, "beautiful countryside." Indeed it is, but it was murdered by the hares, who ignored the winding river valley to seek out every available bit of kampong along the way. Superbrat found it "straight, long and predictable, whilst a new member described it as somewhat like our beer, "flat and warm." My notes seem to read, Lollipop said, "Allison is superb;" I must get some new glasses! New member Pall Whose noted "little arrows everywhere," which was just as well for a point to point. By the time we set off, the destination was about as secret as the whereabouts of the 5+1, "Off to Bullshit’s." By my reckoning that was quite a long way, and we’d need to go in more or less a straight line to get there before dark. We did. The first part was varied country, winding through fields, streams, well checked. Across the river and pretty riverside scenery, around meanders, up and down the steep banks. But then, kampong, kampong, more kampong; it didn’t need the lot’s of little arrows, just head straight for the Cibinong radio mast. Nevertheless, twas well enjoyed and deserved a good run rating. We were met with soup and Anker, and a chance to swim before the circle.

What, you may ask? Not his hair? Not the paper? No, he admits to not having seen a scrap of paper the whole way. The convoy of cars from the start arrived at Bullshit’s country estate to find (well, not to find, actually) a missing car. Where did Jonesy go? Did he enjoy it? He pleaded no contest, but smiled, and polished his helmet.

Most of the committee were notable for their absence, and Tommy Who pissed off early for a dinner date. Maandi eventually reached the circle, he’s now vying with Bullshit for who takes longer to shit, shave and shampoo before joining us. Dd’s for mismanagement actually present (Witless W and Jungle F). Thank you dd’s to stand-ins RubherTurd (cash), Inspection Gadget (RA) (Mr Nice Guy), Lollipop (MM) (known to at least one of his wives as Lickaclit). BB was welcomed back to the fold. He claims not to have inflicted firework burns upon anyone in Bandung over the last year.

Congratulations to Jungle Fucker on his achievement. We gave him a shirt. We sang him a song. Even with a bit of help from KK, there was nothing resembling a song in return. But a joke - there were several attempts to translate the punch line - was there one?

There was a heartfelt rendition of "I’ve got the Clap" from our MM, which made BB think of arseholes, so he riposted with most of words he could remember of "A is for Arsehole." Just for you, BB, I’ll post the words on JH3 homepage. I could put other songs there to help you buggers remember the verses, but it’s hard enough to ban mobile phones from a circle; just imagine hashers standing around with palmtops. Could always buy a songbook, but Anthony Rowley aint in our shortened version. So MM tried "sing us another one," which reinforced the idea for stuffing songbooks into hashbags, although a couple of original spontaneous verses erupted. Which did not include:

By now he was in the mood to blast through the entire songbook, so we got "Fine time to lose me the trail" and "Bum Titti Tiiti Bum." A Witless verse to this song was deemed offensive to Holy Anker by YWHMH, who called for ice. But Mr Nice Guy was having none of it, and a dd sufficed. Did the RA do anything else? I don’t remember either. Maybe we’ll miss you in a couple of weeks time. What has Australia done to deserve Inspector Gadget?

Many thanks to the hares ( and Chandra) for the fast breaking soup, and use of swimming pool, and left over scarves with the Batavia run number overprinted.

At Para Para for the (famous) 5, who found their way there, good food, more flavourful by the absence of the proprietor.

Run with BH4 at Cibubur Scout camp to build up a good thirst. They claim there will only be a short circle. Then ON-ON to PARA PARA restaurant on Jl.Bangka (next to Pasir Putih). Walk there if you live in Kemang; there’s only limited parking (take a bajaj if you’re lazy). Package for Rp.125,000, includes beer, soft drinks and buffet supper. Bring your own wine and women. All HASHERS Welcome

Read all the lies you missed in the hash sheet. Send comments, suggestions, jokes, songs, hash pictures to the scribe.
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JH3 plans a special 3 day weekend at Garut from 9-11 April. Go by coach with ample beer from Jakarta. B1o came to the run direct from a weekend there with his secretary and Herpes. They were looking for a good root/route, and checked out the hotel, beds etc. Ms B. was too exhausted from shorthand on the trip back to run with us, and 5 o’clock was probably way past her bedtime anyway.

New Year Day, run with TGIF. Also at Bukit Modern. Your opportunity to screw up a LameCock circle & watch him sulk.

Wishing a Happy and Prosperous New Year to all our readers. On-on. WW. 29/12/98