Run Number : 1562 , Sponsors : NONE %$^*(&**)( why not ????

Hares : WW and SB . Any hasher who remembers who the hares were for this first run of 1999 in two weeks time can borrow one of my secretaries for one night . Please return her in good condition when you have finish abusing her .

Statistics : 25 members , 3 new members , Jewish Lightning, Vibrator ( this man has a serious problem as he wanked all night in the circle and the pussy RA did nothing about it) and Tajima . Other stats were as follows 28 hashers ran but only 27 paid . The run started 3 minutes late with the last runner arriving at 6.20 pm . The circle stated at 6 . 39 pm . The announcements took 43 minutes and the singing took another 38 minutes which for those of you who can not add up this ment the circle closed at exactly 8 .00 pm . Konkrete Kock was absent .

 The Run : The first run for 1999 was voted a good run by the stand in Hash Master . If this was a good run bring back Konkrete Kock . At least he is not swayed by the circle . A good run my Arse . Lets begin by stating that this site is one of the most difficult sites to get to because of the traffic jams but it is close to WW house so maybe this explains why this site was chosen . We ran through more kampungs than I have seen for a long time and empty housing estates . When will the Indonesians learn about squatting . At 6.00 pm I found a check around together with Rubber Turd and we were front runners . I also was caught up on the check back to the river and the check back up the hill . The best part of this run was the last 20 minutes through some original country , perhaps this is why this was voted a good run . The worse part of the run was when I was up front with sheepskin and he informed me that he had to leave early to have dinner with his 19 year old daughter . I off course offered to join him but then he informed me that his daughter is white and has not yet completed her secretarial studies !!!!! All in all , even I have to admit that it wasn't a bad run taking into account the intellectual handicap of the Hares .

The Circle : Why are we having all these stand ins ? What has happened to the committee ? The best announcement was when I ( Bolt One On ) announced that I was the editor of the year book and that I was looking for articles and sponsors . Every prick laughed , WHY ??? . I promised to have the year book out on time and this was followed with more laughter , WHY ? . Bloodnock did a sterling job as MM and the stand in RA , Go block M was also at his best . The jokes and sinning were up to JHHH standard . The hares put on funny wigs and looked like banci 's and sang a bloody good song even if I don't recall what it was . Bemo Bob said it was a fucking good song so it must have been alright . The circle closed at 8.00 pm sharp and then it was on to the Top Gun for more food , pussy and beer .

Announcements : Please see attached information regarding the volcano run . Make sure you register early as there are only 69 places available . Herpes and I have already done the reccy and we assure you that this will be run to be remembered .

Next weeks Run : Gadgets last run will be at Cibubur scout camp . There will be food , T Shirts and other give aways . From what Gadget told me this will be the run with the most freebies ever so don't miss it . Gadget has also invited the ladies .

Yearbook : We need your support or the yearbook will be out late !!!!