Hashshit Holder Sheepskin/Konkrete Kock

Run 1572, 15^th March. Hare: Witless Wanker , Co-Hares: Superbrat and a Leprachaun (checks in the post??)

Stats: Members 42 , New Members 6 Visitors 5 = Total 55 - best this year?

 Scribe's Report

The location was imaginative - was this the reason for the good turnout? Entering Kota Wisata is like entering an exhibit of the seven wonders of the world according to Magic Dragon. The concern was where would the trail go with a river either side and a main road behind. It had to be a leftie and it was. The country was not the best around and there was much of the area that had been devastated by developers and, of course, now lying barren. The Hares, Witless and Superbrat did make good use of what country was left and incorporated several loops and some good checks. This resulted in yours truly, The Rope, leading the pack on at least three occasions, an event unknown in previous hashing history. However the clever check at what must have been to farthest point out left me trailing at the back yet again.

 The run was generally considered a good run by one visitor (no name, just a pony tail), Bullshit (90% on paper - bullshit!), Crusty Nuts (fucked up at the beginning) and Magic Dragon. Tarzan thought the trail confusing. Koncrete Kock described the run as full of delusionary tricks (he meant delusive). He proceeded to convince the runners that the run was not as good as they had said and soon the pack was crying for a Hash Shit. The HM then did a complete about turn and declared it a GOOD RUN. Such is the power of the HM (but not as powerful as the Scribe, after all the pen is mightier than his sword).

 But enough of the boring stuff. What was going on in the circle? DDs for front runner Joe Williams (87), silent caller Mohamhead and short cutter Holy Joop. JHHH claims the record for the world's two oldest hashers - Joe Williams at 87 (yes, the front runner) and Chilli Willie at 75 who was also given a DD. DDS for the dream team of MM Mudguard, Hash Trash Herpes (a rare appearance), Hash Cash Tommy-stay-in-town, Flash Pretty Boy, RA Go Blok M, JHM Tarzan and Shamcock and Scribe The Rope. Three lots of returners notably Bemo Bob, KK, Sadist, Kermit, Dr Jerker, Superbrat, Lick-a-Clit to mention a few. Several new members such as JP, Gossamer Gos and Dave Blackburn and several visitors including Joe Williams and Chilli Willie. All received DDs.

 The RHHMH persuaded several Hashers to represent famous sporting figures who over the weekend were winners or losers. The biggest winner was of course Don King represented by look-a-like Bob Coombes. Chilli Willie stood in for the 17-year-old Indonesian badminton player who was beaten. Others participating were Jungle Fucker, and Kermit. HM also produced a picture of Pretty Boy doing something indescribable to a dog, which he fervently denied. He said the fucking bitch lied and in any case "I didn't swallow." Joe was presented with a genuine Irian Jaya gourd which Tarzan had secreted in his shorts. Itchicock was brought if for a birthday drink but left standing whilst the circle continued. Who was that man videoing Itchicock?

 The Hares were asked to sing but since they can't sing, they made us suffer the unmelodic strains of a special version of "Across the Sea to Ireland" before breaking into an original song (?) "Lost Again" to the tune (?) of "The Leaving of Liverpool" and followed by "In Asia's Fair Cities" written by Frogballs. An Irish joke telling session did not get off the ground condemned by an awful joke from Bemo Bob. The Hares later sang "The Holy Ground Once More" which was claimed to be a Welsh song!

 The circle finally finished at 8.25, far too late, with MM having sung only one song except for the Hash Hymn. Those wishing to go on departed for a Sate house along the Jl. Alternatif.

 The Rope. 1/03/99

Volcano Run - Bolt-1-On and Herpes - 9^th-11^th April

Near Cipanas, Garut, West Java. Buses from Jakarta - a bargain at Rp.450,000. Your last chance!!!

 Pan-Indo 6^th - 8^th August 1999, Malang

Hosted by Brawijaya Hash. Register now by telpon to (0341) 324966 - 357375 or by fax to (0341) 580239 - 363617. Still only Rp.200,000. Details from Tarzan Speaking. Only three from JHH have registered out of 1200 registered to date!

1999 Yirbuk - being put together by Bolt-1-On, Angie Baby and JP. Your last chance to advertise

 Inter Hash Africa '99 - Victoria Falls

Your chance to miss the elections in Jakarta and at the same time visit the birth place of AIDS. The price before 31^st March is US$190 with accommodation, $80 without. The run of the year at Victoria falls - see Lickaclit for details

Nijmeegse Vierdaagse

July 17 to 23^rd in the Netherlands . Details from Holy Joop