A JH3 Weekend:

together with Pussy Hash, TGIF. No regrets from BH4.

 Run 1576. 9-11 April at Garut, West Java

Hares: Herpes and Lavender (aka B1o)

Stats: : None available. No-one told hash cash about it (PKKK).

 

THIS SPACE IS AWAITING THE WRITE UP.
It should also include lots of pictures, but it was foggy up there.

 Apparantly HOLY JOOP was appointed scribe. You may wait a long, long time....

 Meanwhile, here's a little ditty dedicated to LAVENDER and HOLY JOOP.

 I'M A WANKER

Tune: : same
Source : Ivor Biggun

 

My mother said that I never should
Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk, I never could understand
So that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

Chorus:
And that's why -
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And it does me good,like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And I'm always pulling my pu'd.

I've wanked over Italy,
I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus,
I've even had a wank on a plane.
I've even used a badger, a ferret and a cat,
An inflatable Linda Lovelace
And a Davy Crockett hat.

 

Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters.
Thank you for having me,
And being oh so kind.
I've got pains in my arms,
And my dong is getting shorter.
My knees have turned to water
And I think I'm going blind.

 'Cos, I'm a wanker - - -