Hashshit Holder Yoshi, KK and Botaksan

Run 1578, 19^th April. Hares: Bolt-1-On, Philthy Phil and some other cunt (Philthy's words), actual name Ian Moss

Stats: Members 42, New Members 2, Visitors 2, Past Members 2 = Total 48

 Scribe's Report - The Run

This was a memorable run. The site was the un-built Emeralda estate at Cimanggis. Familiar territory but not visited for some time, at least by this scribe. The run was over-long for most hashers with many coming in after 6.30 and complaints about lack of paper probably indicated that whilst there was paper, it could not be seen in the dark. The country here is good with some pleasant running but rather too many crops were bashed - think of the locals, hares! There was a long loop, and I mean long, up to a river crossing. It is not certain if there had been a bridge there as this was mentioned by Dripper but, for us slow runners, swimming was the order of the day. All in all I thought it was a good run but what did other hashers think? Muff Diver, a visitor from Dubai, thought it was an awful run - too many green trees, no hills, no sand, no cement and no camels. Go back to Dubai, Muff. Mudguard really enjoyed the run. He lost paper and just ran for an hour in great running country. Herpes thought it was Australia's answer to the Japanese Death March - a Hashshit. Kevin Simens thought it was a shit of a run, no bridge and too many cemeteries. Dripper did not see any bridges and nearly drowned. Col. Bloodknock saw the cemeteries and the crop bashing and thought it a Hashshit. Angie saw the run to be in four quarters two good and two bad and was persuadable whether it was a good or bad run. Yoshi came in on an ojek so missed most of the run. A visitor Ed Mazuroski thought it was wet and filthy - what does he expect from a Hash? Simply Fred thought it a good run. Past Member Flash Dance made a general comment that the Jakarta Hash is the best Hash in the World - come back again Flash. The HM, Konkrete Kock, thought the first half was good with clever checks but that the second half lacked paper. Unable to be persuaded that it was a Hashshit, he declared it a shit of a run. The scribe thought, for what its worth, that it was a good run but too long. Bolt-1-On tried to submit a defence but this was not allowed. The Hares were asked to sit on the ice but they refused. Was this going to be a stand-off or a show down? In the end they agreed to sit on the ice for refusing to sit on the ice!

 The Circle

The circle had started when this scribe returned but still in time to see the returners, past members, visitors and new members get their DDs. Bolt-1-On was castigated by Tarzan for not getting permission from the Lurah and using KKN. (Note: paying off to keep the local residents happy is not the policy of the Hash as this becomes the expectation for future runs and can result in serious agro at a later date.) Muff Diver advised that the Dubai Hash meets every day except Thursday which should suit Lickacit who is leaving for Dubai very soon. Witless was iced for not reporting the Hashshit in the previous week's Hashsheet. In his defence he claimed that no religious ceremony was held and the Hashshit trappings were missing. (The board is being rebuilt in ironwood somewhere in central Java having succumbed to termites.) Whilst he was resting on the ice he was duly soaked even though Tarzan had gone home. Dripper got the blame but in fact it was Kermit who did the deed.

The proceedings went on at length with announcements as reported above. Philthy was awarded his 300 run mug having had his clean shirt last week. Our Belgium Hasher Paedophile decided to return at 7.40 (one asks where had he been?). HM made his final announcement at 7.42 - drink more beer (note: we have a beer surplus and need to drink more beer every week to meet our obligation to Anker - get drinking). The first song of the night was at 7.45 - call this a singing Hash? Pigeon Shit sang a song that was not from the book but not quite orgiinal.

 Farewell to Lickaclit

One should know that the Committee do not forget momentous occasions so Lickaclit was iced for asking whether he was getting a leaver's mug - and eventually did get his mug after a circle rendition of "On Ilkley Moor Bah Tat" or "In Tanamor, You Twat". He was also given the full version of "He's Leaving Jakarta" as Magic Dragon did eventually remember the words with some prompting. Lickaclit sang his favourite "Wankers in the Night" in his usual tuneful way. Farewell to Lickaclit, a truly memorable Hasher of whom it will be said "Who's Lickaclit?". Do come back.

  The Rope. 19/04/99

Pan-Indo Hash 1999. 6^th - 8^th August 1999, Malang

Hosted by Brawijaya Hash. Register now by telpon to (0341) 324966 - 357375 or by fax to (0341) 580239 - 363617. Details from Tarzan Speaking.

Nijmeegse Vierdaagse July 17 to 23^rd in the Netherlands . Details from Holy Joop. If you are interested let him know by fax 719 5874 or e-mail jwh@cbn.net.id

 Pan-Asia Hash 2000. Tarzan is seeking support for the Pan Asia Hash to be held in Jakarta in the Millennium year. Let him know we do not want it here.

We are all invited to celebrate with GBM at Hore-Hore on Thursday 6^th May