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At JH3 This Week:
Run 1591, 19th July. Hares: BB, Fucking Wendy
Stats: 30 Members, 3 New Member, 3 Visitors = Total 36

The run started from Gading Serpong, 5 km off the Merak Toll road. All the hashers gathered to cheer up the Live Hares leaving at 04.45pm, to set the run... no, they were not to late, it was a Live Hare. An impatient crowd ready to go had to wait the 15 minutes before being released without even mentioning a couple of new shoes of a new frog Cumer.

Alternating fast running tracks in various landscapes, not too many up and downs, made it difficult for the pack to catch the two BR (Bastard Rabbits), even if Leeky Dick did his best to catch at least one of them. He eventually did it after many shortcuts, too many at Fucking Wendy's tatse.

The run was not long but not even short neither, a few check backs up the hill to be sure that the Hares would be safe and well placed check around made it an interesting run. A few kampungs with a lot of kids trying to slow down lick a kid, but he resisted like a Belgian in an orphanage.

Vatican Rag has been passed by 50 hashers, divided by the number of the runners and multiplied by the square root of Jonesy's age (still huge number) gives you the average number of floozies in Leeky dick's swimming pool last Friday night.

There was not river to cross even if sheepskin manage to get lost in a swamp, it's been said that the bastard was doing his best to shortcut it, without success of course.

The hash discussion was lead by Herpes and many comments pretty relevant have been spotted by the young scribe. Fucking Wendy, a virgin Hare, and BB who eventually laid 50 run in Jakarta received his award that been stolen and recovered after a long and fastidious investigation of Inspector Tarzan.

Leeky dick found it quite a good run... the bastard. Konkrete Cock even bullshitting a lot found it a rather interesting run. He finally agreed to Good Run. For Elephant Man, also, it was a good one too. So after a final a very constructive comment from Tarzan that we would have regretted to have missed, the verdict was a Good Run.

Tarzan was one-eyed at the beginning of the circle and refused to tell us where he lost his eye while Lick a Kid was brought in for a non official hash-eye gear, the safety adviser had not recollection on any authorisation for such a gear and at his old age, his mismanagement on such serious matters got him a deserve dd.

We saw Herpes surprised by the performance of Hash Cash (who could easily be his father as he mentioned), the sales where excellent, we could spot at one point of the circle 3 "customers" proudly wearing their new acquisitions. Hash Cash even had a dd for selling a Extra small tee shirt to 350lbs Hasher, well done Jonesy. Then suddenly, Tarzan recovered sight and unfortunately his ability to speak (even not really coherently), he got a dd for "Miraculous recovery".

Crusty Nuts did an excellent SM performance, from STD to Vaginal Parmesan, he did not even forget to tell us about his clap. Sheepskin soon discovered that his ugly Honda Accord plate number was finishing by SM, but he always thought it meant Sex & Masturbation, and was driving consequently since. Staying on automobile matters, we found Jonesy's son pissing on his red Volvo right after Superbrat explained us how to enjoy a nice fart when you're deaf.

We then sang all together for Aspe who was leaving Jakarta, the poor old kunt realized too late that his best days were over.

We then brought in the circle a frog representative, (newcomer also) and an American bastard to have a better understanding hw they fucked up at the last Open; we still wonder, but anyway, they drank for it.

Then it was time to select through the numerous candidates the new Yearbook Editor. Too many andidates applied, and the HM decided to postpone the big decision after an intensive interview session.

Returners : John Reed, Finley, Bill Murray (not that one...), Crusty Nuts and of course Jungle Fucker who returned at least 3 times.

New Cumers : H. Vigor (the Frog), Chuck from Vancouver, Richard from Perth, Kaizer Shit (from Lituania).
19/07/99

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