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Run 1614 20th December 1999 (only one to go)

BUKIT PELANGI - A Bullshit - Van Assen - Van de Poel sartorial extravaganza of some excellence.

Location - The long version or the longer version. Bukit Pelagi is most probably beyond the distance from the city a semi sane hasher will travel for a beer on a Monday night.

Some of the business bought forward at the run that may be of interest. Being appointed as scribe half way into the circle proceedings will render any information as unreliable and I take no responsibility for anything relative to the hash as I will not be here for the next few runs. So who gives a shit.

Bolt one On seemed to have bee on his dick about all those things we have heard so much about already :- Year Book- Help, I'm sinking under all the documents and articles submitted by hashers. That's what it sounded like to me! the Y2K party. If you haven't registered by now there is a good chance you won't be here anyway..

There is a special run on Sunday 2nd Jan 2000. Cibubur Scout Camp. See B-O-O for details. The lazy prick did not send through any details to make this sheet deadline. Check next week

Seventeen regular hashers and five new members/visitors/hares made the effort to visit the rarefied atmosphere on Bukit Pelangi. A truly magnificent location, clear mountain air and panoramic views over another golf estate. As Jonesy reminded me about the air, if you can't see then how can you trust it! If Vatican Rag had stayed a few minutes after the run I'm sure he would have pointed out all sorts of fantastic nonsense like the record number of runners the passed him and dived by the square root of four fifths of fuck all would have indicated that this was the worlds easiest short cutters run. Also that more than 25% of the runners were visitors and 13.64% of the runners were hares on the run. Also that there was a X back within 100 meters of a O around.

Out of all of that there was plenty of technical reasons to make this a hashshit. However the HM in his most benevolent mood, decided that all of those things count for nought because the hares on the run were only the Borgor Bastards and we know that they still believe that its the hares responsibility to bring all the runners back. Poor misguided fools. As for the Xback and Oaround, this paled into insignificance along with the other 7 Oarounds and 8 Xbacks that I encountered. And I managed to cut one loop. There was one or two sensible comments about the run. The six or seven checks in the first five hundred meters allowed all the late commers to catch up. KonKrete Kock must have had his stand-in there by the amount of relayed paper and checks rubbed out. HM in the Xmas spirit gave them a boring Good Run. I though it was an excellent run to far away.

The circle finally got underway at 6.46.30 allowing sufficient time for the HM to shower, shave, and shit, coming into the circle with his Hugo Boss splash-on polluting the air (must be his new anti nyamuk spray). I am having great difficulty in piecing together the events of the circle as I was just minding my business getting nicely pissed when out of nowhere, Witless (he is lways nowhere) embarrasses the HM with a reminder that there was no scribe. HM then jolted me out of my reverie with the statement Muguard will be the scribe. Thanks Witless.

What I remember, there were three hares and we have covered that part. All the important bits are above. We had an achiever but I'm unable to recall who. The hares sang the most pathetic song and had to rescued by the S & M Man, who in turn was rescued by the HM and later by the scribe. RA, Angie must not have had a big impact as I can't recall anything he said or did. Angie, shit happens. I think it is fair to say the the ever dwindling circle struggled to get through the night and knock of the beer. All in all, not a memorable circle.

As I will not be here for the next two runs I would like to wish all a very merry Xmas and prosperous New Year. Have fun at the Y2K party. See you in the next millennium.

Mudguard

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