SCRIBE’S REPORT Run 1638 Date 22 May 2000 Hares KK and Tarzan

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ODD BALLS:

Thanks SB for a great sheet last week. I can’t wait for the results of your under cover mud raking to disclose what standards our distinguished ‘old members’ have set for the rest of us to aspire to. For my part, not having a ‘deep throat’ or a bodyguard, I will go under cover to shed some (seedy) light on current exploits after On On in a guess the culprit series

This weeks run was full of surprises;

• Firstly, contrary to popular belief and previous hash sheets, the wet season has not yet ended, at least not at 5pm on Mondays
• Secondly, KK and Tarzan made a dramatic scientific breakthrough by developing paper which does not wash away in Jakarta monsoon (take note Hash Shit holders!)
• Also Angie managed to turn up early for a change and without women’s clothing
• For the first time in weeks there was not so much as a whiff of (Hash) Shit
• Finally, KK and Tarzan, normally notorious for setting the longest/most tortuous runs with everyone returning in the dark by whatever means, got it just right this time

Other than that no surprises … excellent country side, good trail and no fallers.

A slightly sheepish (maybe a reflection of his origins) and bashful looking Elephant Man took on the role of HM for the night. This had the makings of another Greek Tragedy… the second in as many days!

First off was a bow and curtsey from the extremely talented fesbians and supporting cast of the Greek Tragedy staged on Saturday night.

Next up was the run assessment that was guaranteed to be more complementary than last weeks wash out. The Rope thought it was a good run; lots of paper but the 3X check-back baffled him. Your Scribe thought it a good run but then changed his mind just to annoy Tarzan Speaking. Postponed was his usual economic, eloquent self; ’run long… legs short’. Our resident statistician (and frustrated accountant) Vatican Rag gave the run a mind blowing rating of 1.5. Bolt 1 On continued the statistical theme but managed to avoid mentioning secretaries. The Colonel said it was the first time in 4 runs he had any seen paper .. then admitted that he had laid two of the previous runs! WW, still smarting from the undeniably fair assessment of last week’s run (HashShit), thought this run should get an HS just to make history (3 in a row). Angie took a sympathetic view of Hares believing that they had used all the paper to wipe their bums because there was none on the trail.

Next weeks hares Angie and GG gave a hint as to the location of their run ‘We’re going to the Zoo, Zoo Zoo, you can come to…’

Our new chief larynx exerciser Angie got things moving with a rousing version of that yule-tide classic "old King Cole …".

Colonel B, blamed The Rope for the recent run of bad weather because, in the March 15^th Hash sheet, he rashly claimed that the rainy season had finished!

MGM, the sanitised one, was abused for using his own mug …what’s wrong with sharing your germs with every one else?

Then to the main event of the evening, the Oscar award ceremony (Hash Sprash), the event everyone had been waiting for. All the hopefuls were present and togged out in their latest (Hash) designer gear, ready to stab each other in the back for the coveted prize. First winner was KK for his "no show" Oscar winning performance. Cheeseballs received his O for casting light on the proceedings, Nick Leeson/Jonsey for the most unnatural fesbians (not to mention inseparable), Bolt-One-On received 3 Oscars, one for each sock he stuck down his trunks, Sheep's Kin for most natural role as Jason the Golden Sheep Sha……., Super Brat for being a Hercules suspect, Prickly Balls for unrehearsed laughing at all the right stops, Elephant man for getting it right on the night but falling flat on his face when he tried to repeat in the circle, Mud Guard, the all powerful Zeus, for getting the tongue tied Oscar, Angie got the silicone implanted Oscar, Next Week got an Oscar this week and the brains behind this acting tragedy, Colonel B got one to.

After all this excitement it was time for Lulu to sing.

Now back to the hares. KK got cerebral and tried impressing everyone with deep and meaningful Chinese proverb…. save it for Batavia .. we are not worthy! Tarzan then made history by not speaking … just signing … what talent!

Some derogatory remarks were made about Elephant Man’s attire but he rebuffed all Hash Trash’s (Jonsey) advances of (hash) designer shorts.

Next it was a trip down memory lane with Angie to the K bar.

This brought proceedings to an end. On-on was onsite and enjoyed by all who were brave enough to stay.

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