Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1644
HASHSHIT HOLDERS: KK
& Yoshi (Run 1641)
Run 1644, Monday 26 June, Hares Bolt-1-on & Gay Gordon
Site :
Jagorawi Service Station
37 participants (31 members, 3 new members, 3 visitors)
This should have been a
run set by Dutchman “Simple Fred”, but this unreliable Cloggy simply did not
show up. Could it be that he is called up by the coach of the Dutch soccer team
to reinforce the Dutch chances to win the Euro-2000 soccer champion ship? I
strongly doubt so, I even doubt that Simple Fred is Dutch. Because everybody
who watched the Dutch soccer team, will by now know that we always have been
cheated by the Dutch department of tourism, who always tried to make us believe
that Dutch people are fair skinned and blond. We now know that the Dutch are in
fact an African tribe, who by accident lost their way and live now in Europe.
Ten of the Dutch players are black , so
is the coach. To be political correct to the white Dutch minority they included
one white player (the goal keeper).
But considering his lack
of reliability I am rather certain that “Simple Fred” belongs to the small
white Dutch minority. Because being unreliable is a typical Dutch
characteristic (not for nothing they talk about “double-Dutch” as a synonym for
cheating) an excellent proof for this is the other notorious Dutchman “Holy
Joop”, who so far never lived up to any of his promises. Who even had the
audacity to proclaim himself as ‘scribe-of-the-year-1998’, whilst all he did
was foul-mouthing our beloved Concrete Cock. What a relief that we have not
seen this cunt for some time, let us hope he will stay out a bit longer. Since
his election as scribe we have - luckily - not seen a single word of him, “ice
the bastard”.
Fortunately the run was
saved by Bolt-1-on and Gay Gordon. Bolt-1-on is a converted Cloggy, he left Holland
when he was still young (must be ages ago) after he discovered that Whites in
Holland were fast becoming a threatened minority. That is why he went to
Australia, because in Aussie-land the Blacks were the threatened minority. To
dilute the black blood he even married a black woman and after she passed her
fertile age he moved over to still fertile other dark women to continue his
noble mission. Because of all his hard work, the average skin color in the
world will become at least 2 tints lighter.
Considering the short
notice our hares had to lay this emergency run, it was voted a
‘reasonable-good-run”. This in fact means a
“lousy-run-but-we-don’t-want-to-discourage-emergency-hares-as-we-might-need-them-in-the-future”
(see for proof the receding hare-line). The run started from the Sentul petrol
station, the hares tried to fool the short cutters by feering out to the right
first, but it became soon obvious, that it was a lefty. The first check ran
into a Kampung. After this the trail hit a river, only a few stupid hashers
crossed, because the smart hashers immediately expected a check-back at the
other side and started to run around to find the trail, which they did.
Everybody returned well before dark.
As can be expected from
our Austrian leader, the circle started promptly at 6.30. We were honored by a
visit from the HM and the Hsec from the KL-Hash, the hash where it all started.
Their trip was sponsored by Indonesian fundamentalists, who were informed by
their Malaysian friends about the good work done by the KL-Hash in helping them
to destroy the Malaysian stockpiles of alcohol. The KL-hash circle is
considered to be a very effective alcohol destroying machine.The dedication to
this task of the KL-Hashers - who continue even if they have to vomit or will
feel sick the next day - has won high price of these Malaysians. Their
Indonesian friends heard this and secretly watched one of the JHHH circles, to
leave disappointed. JHHH hashers don’t drink their Down-Downs, but return most
of the mug content into the Jug or spill it, so they decided that it was time
that the KL hashers came over to show JHHH how to more effectively destroy
alcohol.
Ron “McGreedy” Stachan
was among the returners, he was pleased that Froggy Park was not around to
litter him with the usual abuse. To save money Ron traveled first to China, in
an empty container, which was used to smuggle Chinese to the U.K., from there
he hitch-hiked to Jakarta to get free lodging at Bolt-1-on’s place.
If I am not wrong - because I was getting pissed - Magic Dragon was put on ice for using dirty language, something which is “not-done” at the JHHH. Bolt-1-on sang a horrible song, but was rescued by his ‘Gay” co-hare, who sang even worse, which made Herb look better.
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