SCRIBE’S REPORT Run 1662 Date October 23 2000 Hare: Vibrator

Statistics: Members 30, New Members 1, Visitors 3. Total 34.

Site: RM Ikan Bakar, Cimanggis

Hello there Holy Joop here. Yes I know your heart has just skipped a beat and you almost shouted with joy when you read that and realised that you would once again be privileged to read the words of the greatest ever scribe. As I am modest by nature I will not point out that I was voted Scibe of the Year every year from 1867, when I was born, to 1999 and that I was gold medal winner at the recent Olympic scribing contest in Sydney for a record 20 straight Olympic golds. Rather than mention these mere baubles I will instead just refer to myself as Scribe of the Century. Those other so-called scribes Superbrat and Gay Gordon are mere shadows of my great self and I have no intention of ever letting them write another sheet.

Enough of this preamble let us cut to the chase or to the point and talk about tomorrows oops, last nights run which will be, no was set by Vibrator. This is to be at a new site called Ikan Bakar Kalimantan in Cimanggis. As this is a virgin site and new country it will be difficult to guess where it goes. Of course the FRB’s will be following in the wake of Holy Joop. The short cutters will have their work cut out for them at this virgin new area but will be led safely home by Holy Joop. No doubt we will run through kampung, it is even remotely possible we will hear those magical words “Hello Mister” from the local inhabitants. As this is October it may or may not rain and there may or may not be a river crossing. Angie, Yoshi and Pretty Boy will do their own thing in different paces but will all claim they ran on paper.

The Circle will start with a short one-hour announcements and run discussion session by our esteemed HM Herpes the great Vaffle Myster himself. Bolty will announce the Hash Crash car rally which will only set you back the cost of a return air ticket to Europe and Tarzan will make at least two incomprehensible announcements which the scribe will ignore. The run discussion will elicit the usual comment from Tom Jones of “Thundering Good Run” no matter how shit it is as he is so nice he doesn’t like to offend anyone. Tarzan will speak but say nothing. Whatever the views of the pack HM will definitely not declare it a hashit and will probably say, “good run”. If Magic Dragon is present we will have great singing if Angie is MM……God Help Us. The Australian police force led by Nick Leeson on under cover operation in Jakarta will no doubt private party throughout the Circle and periodically be rewarded for this by downdowns. Bolt one On will tell everyone he can’t drink and has to go home early as he is going to have great sex with a beautiful girl tonight…….Yawn! You’re not the only one Herb. If Colonel Bloodnock is RA it will rain and he will sit on ice but will produce lots of witty one liners he has spent the whole week thinking about in the absence of anything more constructive or worthwhile to do. If Cheeseballs is RA it will be dry and he will tell long rambling Tarzenesque type stories and pull lots of people in for downdowns although they will never understand why. Superbrat will receive his 400 run shirt and sing a special song he has written, which will have him competing for the post of MM next year. Next Week and Maaaandi will be given beers for being low profile. If Jonesy is there we will suffer some crap joke and have to endure the 20 minutes it takes him to drink a downdown. Witless Wanker may be witless and may be a wanker but can be relied upon to keep the committee in line with subtle shouted comments as befits next years Hash Master in waiting.

Lets not let truth get in the way of the hasheet. But just out of interest how accurate was this. Well this scribe always appreciates it when Hares make an effort and in this case Vibrator managed to haul himself off his DeathBed and set a Live Hare Run. At least it was something a bit different from this tired old area. Next week we expect nothing less from Tommy the Who at Bukit Rafelesia.

From SupB

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