SCRIBE’S REPORT Run 1665 Date November 13 2000 Tarzan & Gay Gordon

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Another triumphant evening on JHHH. The night commenced with the normal down downs for all and sundry, officiated by the at most worthy of men the GM (some commented that he might be an autocratic dictatorial bastard with a thirst for revenge, but not I). Those punished were:

· Nick Leeson for being the stand in scribe and then being too efficient.

· Bimo Bob for being the stand in RA, though he did have a point when he stated that it could only happen to him that he would achieve such recognition for his life of sacrifice only after it had started raining.

· Elephant man for having his first shower and that even after such an amazing event he still wore the same shorts.

· Itchy Cock for being the best dressed Japanese since Hirohito.

· Tom Jones for keeping records that were too accurate.

· Jonsey for actually coming early, this was in a vain attempt to emulate the experiments of Dr Pavlov, unfortunately the dogs are smarter.

· Bolt one On for throwing sprite on the GM last week whilst he was sitting on the ice (well deserved though there appeared to be an element of revenge involved).

· Leaky Dick was iced for previous bad manners. During this period a most strange event occurred. He sat on the sharp end of the ice using his exposed buttocks as a seat (not unusual in itself) however, after arising a hole appeared to have been formed in the ice. This hole appeared to be of a rather small penis in the dangling position. Very strange and many theories were advanced.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

· Tarzan made an announcement about something happening at a zoo.

· GM the miss-management meeting is to be held at 1830 on 14 November 2000.

· Leaky Dick announced the 'Babies Day Out' Run will be in mid July as the Turners will be ready or will have arrived then.

AWARDS

750 runs to Tarzan, well done.

RUN REPORT

Well what a run. The Hares made us travel some two hours to get to what can be best described as a demolition site. The area was criss-crossed by earthwork, moving equipment and semi-demolished graveyards. The countryside was a mixture of Picasso like landscapes (particularly Gurnica) and some mad hallucinogenic Hendrix moonscape. The run went firstly up with the predictable left. Then we hit the first of the Hash signs that meant either check-back or check-around. When one considers that the father of evolution was a Scotsman it's hard to believe that Gay Gordon is the top of the evolutionary tree. His confusion over hash-signs does not augur well for Shell. It's hardly rocket science because if it was we would all be in the ditch, however both he and Tarzan were rightly iced for their lack of Hash skills.

The Hares were however very clever in their use of the country and I must say many of us fell into the trap of thinking the down hill sections were merely check backs, but the little devils had us each time. The countryside became remarkably better as we went along, though apparently if we had run it backwards the views were even more spectacular seen through the setting sun. During the run many of us looked at the river with some trepidation (Tom Jones) however to the Hares credit they found a number of bridges which saved us all a swim, probably under water.

A number of short cutters were seen on the run though for the life of me I don't know how they do it or where they crossed the river.

Comments on the run were clearly paid announcements with:

· Superbrat mumbling about sunsets and traffic and what beautiful country.

· Jonsey saying it was an excellent run, though to my knowledge he has never actually run one.

· Pretty Boy said he had his own agenda, though a very nice run.

· Whitless stated that the run was a meeting of the minds, lots of paper and no singkong and was a shit.

· Elephant man stated that he had arrived ten minutes late and had run one hundred metres for one hour, which for him is good. Probably explains his first shower he was experimenting.

· Angie rightly stated it should have been a Hash Shit as we had run through a graveyard, however the eventual vitriolic debate decided that we had actually run under the graveyard.

· Concrete Cock advised the Circle that the run was actually 90% of a previous Batavia run.

· Tom Jones gave it good status though did comment there was a lot of crop bashing.

· Next Week also gave it the status of a good run.

The GM gave it a good run, what a travesty of justice.

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