Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1681
HASHSHIT HOLDERS: B-1-on, Mudguard, Nick Leeson (Run 1666)
My
notes from last night. Anker Brewery Run.
Run 1681. Mon 19 Feb 2001.
Hares Boltoneon & Colonel Bloodnock now Private Bloodnock after this
shambles.
I have put as much effort into the sheet as the so called hares put into this
abomination of a run.
Asked to scribe at 7.30pm. Last runner Tajima at 7.20pm. Missed
announcements getting changed. Exausted Herpes arrived back at 7.05 pm.
Disorientated extremely ill as insisted he wanted drank warm beer. Lost Horn.
Whats point of inviting Pussies if you ignore them? Nick Leeson welcome back
after 1 month. Tarzan what happened you spy. 4 years planning to fuck it up on
this scale takes incompetence of impressive levels. Rabeye and Pitstop ranting
in the circle What the fuck are they on about? Tarzan bellowing in my ear. Rope
200 run shirt-congratulations. Rabeye slipped on
high gloss lounge lizard shoes trying to kick mud at Tarzan. Tarzan fell
off ice into mud. Run vote 67 votes for Hashit so Herpes declared it “good run”.
Odviously off trolly. Warm beer crazy man. Amazing green bits potential for decent
run. Plan masterful the Vision fantastic the execution a cock up of incredible
dimensions. Helps to get off your arse or get your dick out of your girlfriends
pussy and do some organising and receeing. Arrived at Brewery to find hares in
process of asking Anker Bir for permission to visit ! High tech state of art
chemical plant of brewery not a patch on the old one up in Pluit. Run out onto
check back hounds everywnere long time to solve first check. No one believed
through shitty kampung instead of down beautifull sawah. Paper shit hidden.
Some good checks but where was paper between them? 6pm passed Stretch for 63rd
time and MGM for 67th time For 196th time hear “off-paper” Herpes declare must
turn soon as still heading out. 6.10pm run still heading straight out
unbyfuckinglievable. Decide to abandon run. Run hard for 15 minutes down road.
Find paper. 6.25 arrive back rewarded with ONE SMALL slice of particularly
shitty Pizza. That’s it there was no On-On organised. Circle fragmentation
began at 7pm complete by 8.20pm. Went and had a good night in Blok M no thanks
to Hares.
Superbrat
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