SCRIBE’S REPORT: The Welsh Death March

Run 1682 Date 26th February 2001
Hares : Colonel Bloodknock, Leeky Dick, Elephant Man and Sadist
Statistics: Members 31, New Members 7, Wisitors 1 Total 39.
Site: PRN Kemayoran

The Run: St David’s day

I know one of the hare’s is called Sadist, but what about the other 30 who turned up for what promised to be a repeat of last years 14 Km epic? And when will HM get his watch fixed? Starting the run five minutes early really fucks up the guys who pace themselves to make it a one hour run. Any way, the run set of through the wheat fields at the back of Ikan bakar and very soon headed right for the green fields of Emerelda. Giving the racing snakes the opportunity to stretch their legs soon had the pack strung out beyond recognition and that was it.

With no calling and even less paper, the participants were left guessing if this would be a righty ( or lefty ). One intrepid bunch decided to take the straight line approach in the hope that they would eventually cross paper but no such luck. Thankfully there was no rain and clear skys so at least the visibility held up for what was to be a long way back. Anyway, it turned out to be a righty and eventually ended up on the east side of Jl. Toll for the few who ventured that far. The real shortcutters were back inside the hour ( allowing for the five minute start ), superbrat on the hour and the tailenders just as the circle started at 6.30 sharp ( Angie seems to have adopted the roll of time keeper for the circle, maybe he should lend HM his watch for the run start )

The Circle : Better than last week

First of all, let me say what a total cock up last weeks circle was!

Angie again caught everybody napping with his superlative timekeeping but clearly there had been a bit of Kollusion as tarzan was first of the starting blocks complaining that the BBC had falsely reported that the troubles in Campit were the results of Tarzan’s transmigrasi. Magic dragon warned us that the outcome would be a la second world war were we would each have to house two families of resettled Madurese. Vatican rag was quickly rewarded a down down for giving away the beer.

Now do I look like Holy Yoop? Do I sound like Holy Yoop? Do I write like Holy Yoop? Then why the fuck have I become the holy Yoop standin scribe, and just because I have nothing bettter to do is not an acceptable answer.

After that lot had quenched their thirst, HM noticed that gatot catcha the China man was still with us. A record which was rewarded accordingly.Next Yuri was asked to explain how many more nice middle aged American gentlemen’s careers he was going to ruin for spying for him? Bravefart thought that sying was supposed to be secretive and since he is old pals with Vlad Putin ( and sadam Hussein and colonal gadaffi and fidel castro ) lost us totally with a story that involved all of the above and Chile and chechnya.

Bolt 1 on tried to use the confusion to escape but was caught. This weeks pathetic excuse that he A) had the shits; and B) had to train for the triatholon did not hold water. Best cure for the shits is off course ice. A discussion ensued about how Bolty had managed to lure gay Gordon and Mudgaurd on to his team. Clearly a bit of KKN which Mudguard described as a democratic process.

Any way, newmembers Yurine, John Who, Gringo and Jock MacIntosh were joined by Gatot Catcha the Chinaman who was still there for a beer.

Pittstop was asked to return his leavers mug and Pitt the other was rewarded for chasing away WW.

A whole swathe of returners: Chuia, Koncrte Kock, Inspector Gadget, ++

Turns out jock MacIntosh is captain of the Rotorua rowing team so he and Yurine gave a demonstration of cockless pairs.

The Run Discussion: Truncated Death March

Four hares to lay last years run in reverse. That is an achievement but turns out it was one hare and three consultants.

Bolty wanted his voice heard , again, before he had to go change his tampon again. Something about too much Kuntryside but all he really wanted to do was plug his triatholon team: Wetdream Team!

Yurine gave his run report in Rusky. He thought it was excellent and has invited pitt’s pal Putin to run with us on his next state visit. Angie, being a short arsed fucker was still going “ whethefuchawe”.

Superbrat complained that it was last years run in reverse but Rabeye pointed out that most hashers cannot remember tha last twelve days let alone twelve months, so it was new territory for most, and not a bad run at that. Sheepskin observed that if people did not run so fast, the pack would not get so spread out ten out of ten for observation. We await the re-wrtite of Keppler’s Law on Planetary motion ( which stood at: The square of the radius is proportional to the cube of the period )

Tarzan complained that no signs was a result of Krismon but was then reminded that Dyaks like head! In other words STFU. Vatican Rag could not compute his ratio this week as he had scratched his leg.

Then the truth was revealed about who was the hare: Elephant man was immediately disqualified as he started the run late and was seen actually running on the paper. Bit of beastiality as the hare caught the hound. Sadist was called upon the advise on righty or lefty and leeky was brought in at the last minute to try and spice up an exceptionally boring run. Especially so, given some of the fine country in this vicinity.

Final verdict: A Shit of a run.

The RA, M of M, achievers and On On On

Where is Klarke Cunt? How were we to find next weeks run since it is a public holiday and there will be no Jakarta Post? VR and HM to the rescue. Please note the start time of 4.30 on occasion of Eid al Ahda and in defference to the returning, defeated Wetdream Team and other Bali triatholights.

No Announcements. That’s a first.

Magic was in fine form with a couple of oldies: Saturday night and one about a lady from Barcelons jabbing another one in the tit with a knitting needle. Sounds like the BWA to me!

Now where does RA Bravefart get his jokes from? Anyway, the theme of using ladies toilettes was a popular one with Rabey, tarzan, Pttstop and Jonsey coming to the party.

The hares redeemed themselves partially with a good version of Knock Knock although Yurine had to translate the first two verses from some foreign language.

GayGordon collected his 50 run Mug. It hardly seems a year since he first darkened our doorstep.Magic enlightened us with his command of the American language by demonstrating how the word “Fuck” can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, greeting, exclamation and expression of despair.

Nick Leeson was had up for knicking Pauline Hansen’s curtains and turning them into a pair of flairs.

Sheepskin showed that he does have a soft spot and requested a minute’s silence for Sir Donal Bradman, deceased.

After another Gang Bang, gringo admitted to still believing in Santa Claus at the tender age of 39 and Koncrte announced that his latest noodle dish at ParaPara was “Sodomee”

Sadist still had not decided if it would be a righty or lefty so smashed a block of ice in the circle to determine the outcome. Unfortunately, he missed the target so was given two downdowns. One for throwing ice and the other for being a lousy shot.He had to sit on the sharpest piece in keeping with his name.

Music managed a couple of versus of “These foolish things” before the heavens opened and RA Bravefart paraded his bare arse yet again before cooling it on the ice. Swinglow was performed under the umbrella which made for interesting gesticulation. I expect there are a few black eyes this morning.

20 for excellent mahkan sponsored by the hares. Rabeye

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