Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1688
HASHSHIT HOLDERS: B-1-on, Mudguard, Nick Leeson (Run 1666)
SCRIBE’S REPORT
Run 1688 Date: 26th
March 2001
Hares: Angie, Magic Dragon, Tom Jones & Yoshi
Statistics: Members
21, New Members 3, Wizitors/ Past Members
8, Pussies 7. Total 39.
Site:
Cibubur Scout Camp
The sky started clouding over at noon, by 2pm the thunder started rumbling, by 3pm it was almost dark and the rain and lightening were lashing down. This was the acid test, the one that separates the men from the boys, the chance to find out who are merely fair-weather, namby pamby Hashers. And so it was that a group of 39 select hard core hashers assembled in the flooded grounds of the Scout Camp. The run proved to be a test of running, route finding and swimming abilities. This was a run that will be remembered, many of the paths that we normally run or walk around had become knee-deep streams, locating bunds under the flooded sawah was somewhat problematic as were the paths around the fish ponds. Several times Sore Rail was seen swimming down the trail and many of the pack found waist deep or even neck deep water at various times. The Hares had made excellent use of the area and all the best bits of the country in and around the camp were used to the full. This was a run that kept the pack together throughout the run with everyone helping each other in the true spirit of Hashing. On returning to the site an excellent barbecue of steak and sausies was available to recharge the energy supplies. Bolty’s reason for cooking was rather suspect, it appears he was definitely wimping out of the run as any of the hares could have cooked the food, having said that he did do a fine job of the cooking. The circle started as the rain ended with drinks for Hardcase and Superslag both celebrating their Birthday in style with JHHH. Our esteemed Wizitors listed above were welcomed. Konkrete Kock brought in all the numerous couples from Saturday night with an age difference of more than 40 years or in Skinheads case more than 50 years. The run discussion was brief, everyone had enjoyed it and the run was declared excellent. After a few songs including Bravefarts visit to the Tampax Factory we settled down to the main business of the night recognising and abusing our esteemed achievers Magic Dragon (850 runs), Tom Jones (850 runs) and Yoshi (800 runs). To celebrate stand in RA Pitstop gave the longest ever speech for awarding T-shirts before he led the entire circle in a ritual trampling of the achievers shirts. The achievers got their revenge by singing (Magic Dragon), miming (Tom Jones) and mumbling while holding the words upside down (Yoshi) some ancient old songs that were a test of even Magic Dragons abilities. It was clear to all why they had not been sung over the last 25 years and probably won’t be for another 25 years with any luck. The only thing that I remember was the superb verse “nipples harder than Chinese arithmetic”. Disappointingly Magic Dragon did not give us a re-run of his legendary cunt speech of 10 years ago, especially as the way he wheezed and coughed over his zimmerframe made it seem unlikely he will still be around for the next anniversary celebration in 5 years time. He did however impress the pussies by singing Waves and Waves and Down in Cunt Valley. Also Pitstop who suggested that we do some partner swapping, “come on lads lets throw the car keys into the middle and see what we get” before adding, “probably the best thing will be an old Kijang”. Hats off, pots on the floor. A great evening and a fitting end to the 30th Anniversary. Thanks again to all the organisers and participants; your support has been recognised.
Superbrat
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