Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1693
HASHSHIT HOLDERS: BraveFart and Vatican Rag (run 1692)
NEVER SAY
NEVER AGAIN !
Run 1693 Date 3rd May 2001
Hares : Vibrator, SuperBrat
Statistics: Members 30, New Members 1,
Wisitors 6 Total 37.
Site: Scout Camp, Cibubur
The Run : Never Say Never … certainly not in this company!
Seldom if ever, but I won’t say “never” because there is always some walking history book who will claim it happened 23 blue cheese moons ago or something like that (right Magic Dragon?), has there been an occasion where the proposed run site had to be changed at short notice because of “security concerns” .. but it happened this day. Many of us had been looking forward to the all too infrequent foray into the city; there is something wholesome about tripping over the old beggars in the street (and I don’t mean the Bolty and Dripper), stumbling through cracked pavements and generally blackening your lungs. However, serious security concerns had been brought to the attention of the ubiquitous hash committee. Somewhere within the throbbing heart of this organisation beats a conscience which considered that the added pleasure of running through police blockages and dodging rubber bullets would be just too much excitement for most of our unstable members (and definitely too much temptation for any trigger happy security forces). So it was decided that (like the good little boy scouts we are) we should all troop off to the Scout Camp at Cibubur in our shorts, kneck ties and silly hats to prostrate ourselves on the ground normally reserved for pussy runs.
The Circle : Lavender is back!
In the absence of any sensible Hash Master,
we had to turn to that Jeckal and Hyde character of the Hash, Bolt1On, who
alternates between the Bolt-1-raging-on-pscyopath and every secretaries’ dream
boat, lover–boy-Lavender. Taking account of the more onerous and serious role
bestowed on him, Bolty adopted the more restrained characteristics of Lavender
rather than the balls-out approach of Bolt1on.
So Tarzan, you promised not to bring politics into the hash but tonight’s run
had to be moved due to your pal’s problems. As a result, we hold you
accountable for the heinous crime of run sabotage. DD time.
BraveFart was still brooding over the (il)legal travesty of justice which
occurred last week when in his first outing as a Hare he was rightly christened
with a Hash Shit. Koncrete Kock, an alleged aider and abetter in BraveFarts
downfall, was showing no signs of remorse or repentance, rather he was causing
upset by accusing John Bastard of being an AIDS carrier (well he did have a
torch) and the Betawi hashers of being political infiltrators.
The Run Discussion : Plagiarism
Rules OK!
On-in the bedraggled hares SuperBrat and Vibrator. What did you think of it
Bloodclot? Well it was just the same as last Friday’s; same location, same
paper and therefore same verdict … Hash Shit. Klark Kunt was more positive
referring to virgins and beauty until we realised he was talking about this
month’s Penthouse. BraveHart, desperate to lose the Hash Shit title, tried all
the usual KKN tricks but to no avail. Angie got a bit confused and ended up
describing an imaginary run through the back streets on Kuningan .. but as the
hares are responsible for everything including hallucinations, the verdict had
to be Hash Shit. Mr Ball Breaker who only gets to speak at the male hash
(because he can’t get a word in edge ways at home) commented on the Hare’s
creativity in using double crosses (very appropriate), pre-washed paper (to
make it look like last Friday’s) plus silver paint (white to anyone else). His
verdict Hash Shit. And so it was left to Lavender to sum things up. So by the
power that he invested in himself, he decided not to follow the party line and
award this a shit of a run.
Announcements : The
Highland Merry Go Round!
Ok Bolty and Angie stop squabbling and start acting like two little boy
scouts and agree who will do next weeks run. Angie won the vote by a short,
curly hair. Next weeks run will be out past Pondok Cabe, past Bukit Modern and
follow the signs for a further 2km. Run starts at 4.30pm since it’s a holiday
but as it’s an Erection Run so no Pussies or other ”pets” are allowed.
Now to the Highland gathering. Angie tried valiantly to find Hash teams for the
different events. Koncrete Kock was nominated as football captain, Colonel
Bloodknok for Rugby that’s as far as it got. The 10k run will be on the Sunday
at 7.30am (registration from 6.30am). The only event which received any
interest was the greasy pole however latent child abuse tendencies were
suspected. The Golf day is arranged for Wednesday 9th at 12am.
Skinhead is organising a hash team. Unfortunately the eagle pairing of Lasmini
and Bolty is unavailable.. rumour has it that they are planning another tiff
that afternoon.
Achievers : Vibrant
Vibrator!
Step forth a Vibrant Mr Vibrator to collect a hairy chested 50 run T-shirt
– unfortunately it didn’t help his signing.
BraveFart has been getting a bit of a reputation for himself
of late. Firstly he upset Witless so much that Witless was forced to throw a
glass at him (unfortunately missing the target) and now we hear BF has been
upsetting that other mild mannered person of Jakarta, Bent-One–on. Bolt1on ,
reverting to his darker side, claims never to have walked out of a Bent1on
meeting – as he would never attend one in the first place!
In the Hares to do their closing number. Fortunately SuperBrat resisted the
temptation of another 19 Ankers and Vibrator eventually conjured something up
to prevent the “ring” from appearing.
And so it came to pass that the pots were gently lowered to the floor and Vibrator lead us through the closing hymn and from there on to the makan in the restaurant above Piazza Hut.
Scribe : Gay Gordon
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