The AGM Run

Hundreds of hashers and Pussies from all walks of life showed up for the free food and to participate in the electrifying election process. But some also came to participate in the run. The long run was short and the short run was even shorter. A very soft pussy run, where the tired “runners” even were brought back by motorboat, not even did they have to row. What has become of our “manly” has of the earlier days. When the voting for the run came, all whimps called it a good to excellent run. Of course none of the whimps even had to break a drop of sweat. Luckily our hashmaster did one of his last good deeds and immediately saw through this. Against the voting direction, he called it a hash shit. And a hash shit it was. But of course our hashmaster is cut from the old wood of which real hashers are made.

The old committee

Herpes said goodbye to all of us. This was a moving moment, grown men could not hide their emotions and started to weep uncontrollable. Gadget threw himself at his feet and screamed: “Why, why, why are you leaving us, why cannot you remain our hashmaster for another 10 years? Herpes gently lifted Gadget back on his feet and explained that it was time for rejuvenation. Gadget and many others understood this, because most of them had rejuvenated their spouse already several times. This made sense they thought, if we don’ t want to stay with the old bitch, why hang on to this old bugger. Suddenly the feelings of affection changed into rowdiness. Voices were raised, “throw him in the lake” which was executed accordingly. But there was more happening this solemn evening. Several awards were given: Yoshi (most consistent dog), Bravefart (for always making idle promises), Konkrete Kock and Bloodknock (the so-called 3-peaks run, was awarded run-of-the-year), Sheepskin (song of the year). Your scribe interviewed some of these new celebrities. Konkrete: “it took me 60 years to the day to reach this high”. Sheepskin: “Holy, I never make any lyrics, nobody listens anyhow. I just make it up after I have seen that you always get away with this”.

Then came a moment of silence. Suddenly the bagpipers started to wail. A general feeling of apprehension filled the circle. Herpes called with a loud voice: “The Scribe of the Century”. And Holy Joop – under thundering applause – entered the circle. He got a mug and was invited to drink. But Magic Dragon was so impressed by standing so close to this legend, that he forgot the words of the drinking song (strange because this song is not so difficult: Down, down, down, down, down, down, down etc.). He stumbled on his words and said:” Holy, how can I address you? What about “The Person with the most inflated Ego?”. “Too long, Magic, just call me Scribe-of-the-Century or if you wish Scribe-of-Eternity”, answered this humble scribe.

Than Magic asked: “Why don’t you continue, master Holy, is it perhaps because the people get bored with your continuous self promoting stories?”

“I don't think so magic. They love my stories, at least I do, I read them over and over again. No, the reason is, that we have to give the less blessed also a chance, but I will remain available for coaching. I will proof-read all next year hash sheets and check them on grammer and speling mistackes. I will also give them hints on how to improve. So if you see an excellent sheet next year, without anny gramar or spelling misstakes, you will know that I was behind this.” How can we thank this man, who in one year evaluated from scribe of the year to scribe of the century.

A new Leadership

First a sad note, KKN also has engulfed the hash. History repeats itself and like Megawati and Al Gore, who won the popular vote, Holy Joop was nominated hashmaster by 7/8 of the Hashers. But who was elected? Yes, Superbrat! They say “what is in the name?” Now you know. Rumors go around saying that Tom Jones – like Amien Rais – lobbied the Muslim vote and after a lot of behind the scene artistry, he got Superbrat elected. Well done Ilham, but I am sure that in a few months time, the hashers will be rioting and ask for Holy Joop to either replace Superbrat of force this brat into power sharing.

Rejuvenation of the committee

Is Superbrat really so bad? To be honest, no, because his first actions were a token of guts. Shown by his daring selection of committee members. Finally there is a fresh wind blowing, with this new HM who does not solely rely on old hands. Superbrat installed a fresh young team. Yes they might be young and inexperienced, and mistakes they will certainly made, but their youthful enthusiasm will compensate for this. A gamble by Superbrat, but it will certainly pay off. In the future we will hear from them, perhaps one of them might in the far future even qualify for HM (I get carried away, I think that I am go too far now, one has to remain realistic).

Let me name a few of these new young committee members:

Magic Dragon, Tom Jones, Konkrete Kock, Go BlockM, Col. Bloodknock, Angie and Witless Wanker.

Again my full appreciation for our new HM, who will have his hands full with guiding and nurturing these youngsters. But – now a word to the circle – Superbrat cannot do it alone. So if these youngsters during the first few weeks look nervous and tense, don’t laugh at them, help them. Give them a pat on the back, a kiss on the cheek or whatever.

Another positive note: Rabeye got his leavers mug. Sadly we had to say goodbye to this talented man. The only one who was capable to be the stand-in scribe for Holy Joop. As a token of how close he felt to all of us, he even showed his ring and later his dick. Konkrete Kock immediately grabbed his dick and washed it in Holy Anker. A moving moment, resembling the last supper. But Konkrete did not drink his glass, but threw it away as there were whitish and yellowish parts floating in his glass after the “ceremonial washing of the dick”. We should make this a tradition with all future leavers, but ask them to wash-up before, to avoid spillage of the expensive piss. A magnificent performance by the new RA Bravefart brought the evening to a fitting end. Pots on the floor..........

On, on, on Holy Joop

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