Jakarta Hash House Harriers
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Sheet Run 1704
Hashit Holder: Herpes
A "Special family run" at
Rancamaya. July 7th, 2001, at
3:30. Herpes, Bolt-One-On and Skinhead.
The hares
prepared for months. Six reccies no less. At least the same number of
announcements in the circle reminding people of the big day. Mountains of food,
and truckloads of t-shirts were prepared for the biggest hashing event of the
year. 50 to 60 hashers were going to turn up and have a memorable romp in the cuntryside
in and around that most exclusive of developments, Rancamaya. Or Ramayana
according to Skinheads last announcement.
That was
the plan. What the poor unfortunate hares did not know was that three seemingly
unconnected events would collide with a cosmic force sufficient to destroy the
happy little universe that the hares were floating in. The first event was the
second test match between the Aussies and the British AND IRISH Lions. The
second was the Women's tennis final at Wimbledon. And the third was that every
man, woman and child living in the greater Jakarta area decided that it would
be a fucking great day to get in a car, bus, or whatever, and drive South. The resulting traffic jam was
unfuckingbelievable. Three and a half hours to get there.
Meanwhile,
back in Rancamaya, the hares were getting just a little worried when at 3:30
they standing there with their dicks in their hands, and there was not a sign
of a single hasher. Could this be happening? Over the next few hours, reality
kicked in as a total of 6 JHHH hashers, some with unmentionables in tow,
arrived. But no sign of the beer truck...
The run
itself was very pretty. Plenty of good trails, well laid and well marked. An
excellent run, one would have to say. I didn't see the long run because I had
my kids with me, but by all accounts both runs were excellent. Both runs were
Point-to-point, ending up at Rancamaya Club House.
After the OnOnOn, Hashmaster got the circle
started. Other than the hares, there were three JHHH in the circle - Superbrat,
Pretty Boy, and Jonesy. Alongside were a bunch of pussies and some visitors
from Rancamaya. Hash Master made it
immediately clear that there was an important question which neede to be
answered. Was this a good run fucked
up? Let's see...
On the plus
side.
The run itself was excellent.
Witless had to sell his house to
pay the taxi bill. He turned back after spending three hours in a nice warm
taxi.
The Circle was in front of the
beautiful Rancamaya Club House, below Gunung Salak.
This was definitely a good run. Now,
was it fucked up?
On the
Negative side.
3.5 hours travelling time
Run started one hour late
Only three JHHH members in the
circle
A "Special Family run"
but only 2 kids turned up (Pretty Boy's).
A "Special Family run"
but no kids size t-shirts
Beer truck stopped by Polisi and
detained for three hours
Run Started INSIDE a graveyard
Due to lack of JHHH members the MM
was a Pussy (Rosita)
Yes, this was definitely a fucked up run and a perfect Hash Shit.
RA
"Cockney Git" did a fine job of having various unwitting (and mostly
unwilling) persons re-enact various topical news items. Pres Gus took the
Buttons from PC Plod, The Jpanese Prime Minister reamed Dubya for not signing
on to the Kyoto protocol, and A US Marine was asked to explain why he was still
shagging 12 years olds in Okinawa.
Then it was
piss of and hats on the floor and back in the cars to play in the traffic. Excellent day.
Next weeks Run (#1705) happened yesterday. Too bad.
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