Jakarta Hash House Harriers
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Sheet Run 1706
Hashit Holder: Herpes' Rancamaya Extravaganza
Run #
1706 Hare : BraveFart, Co-Hare Tarzan. At Rafflesia, Cibubur.
Special Occasion : Farewell BraveFart
Like Squeezing the last glob of toothpaste from a tube, BraveFart & Tarzan squeezed yet another run out of Cibubur. The run explored completely new territory - cows grazing in lush green meadows, pigs rolling in shite, fluffy white sheep perched precariously on impossibly steep hillsides. Peasants cutting turf for the fires in their mud huts from great expanses of bog. This run had it all, and this has to be the first time in history that a run in Cibubur never crossed water. At least that's what I remember, but I then again have the memory of a goldfish.
Sheep's Kin thought there was too much bog, Magic Dragon reckoned there are no bogs in Scotland (Magic Dragon has never been to Scotland). Konkrete Kok was gravely disappointed. Pretty Boy thought it an excellent run but he has the memory of a goldfish. Herpes thought it vas a bloody good run. Hasmaster added up everything and divided it by the square root of the Vatican rag rating of 3-point-something and, casually admiring some ear wax which he had pulled out of his underwear, pronounced that it was a good run not fucked up.
It was announced that Inspector Gadget had been rushed to hospital on Sunday night complaining of pains. I can now reveal that Lewis has in fact given birth to a beautiful baby boy, and that both mother and son are doing fine. Lewis claims that he does not know how he got pregnant, nor does he have any idea of the identity of the father. The fact that Lewis was rushed to the hospital at 3:00am on Sunday morning in Konkrete Kok's car should allow people to make their own conclusions. The child has been named Antonius.
What was that movie where the guy had a diamond
implanted under the skin on his arm, just in case he ever ended up penniless?
Anyway, it was revealed last evening that Apui actually has three pearls
embedded in his foreskin. He claimed it was to keep his wife happy but
I'm sure she would be much happier to have them attached to her own ears
instead of to his dick. Fortunately, Pearldick refused to let us see what it
looks like to have pearls in one's foreskin, despites konkrete koks best
efforts to remove his pants.
What's pink and fucks frogs? Miss piggy of course. New member Danny Guillot, is a Cajun Frenchman. At least that's what he says. Clarkunt reckons he's a lumberjack from Vermont. Hey you'all. Ma name is Miss Piggy. Ou est la papier?
The chinese, victorious in their pursuit of hosting the olympic games, were invited in to the circle for a congratulatory drink. They handed each hasher in the circle a personally engraved gold watch, and promised to make hashing an olympic sport. Hash Master returned his watch, saying that a person in his exalted position could not be seen to be taking gifts. "Give it to me later" he murmured into the Chinaman's ear as he returned the exquisite timepiece.
Clarkunt got to borrow the bosses car for the week as the ambo is away for a short break with his third secretary. Just so that we would all know that he is acting ambo, Clarkunt wore the car number plates around his neck for the whole evening. See attached photographic evidence. The camera never lies.
And then the rain came pissing down. We got about three seconds notice cos you could hear the stuff hammering towards us. The entire circle bolted for the safety of the ANKER Umbrella, under which the hares entertained us with their songs, and we sang the leavers song for BraveFart. So long BraveFart, we'll miss your really funny jokes. As for BraveFart's song, well you can see what we thought of that if you check out the photographs below. Thanks to BraveFart for the T-shirts. Makes a great background if you happen to have HTML email. Tough shit if you don't, all you see it crappy text.
The RA then decided it was a good time to have a
funny hat contest, and the finalists appear in the photographs below. Please
choose the winner and send your choice, alomg with a cheque for $100 and a
stamped, self- addressed envelope to Konkrete Kock. In return you will receive
absolutely nothing except the nice warm feeling that you have helped Konkrete
pay for Lewis' stay in the maternity ward.
NWR by MGM is at Ikan Bakar in Cimanggis. Exit Jl. Tol Jagorawi at Cimanggis, and follow the signs. Easy.
Jungle Fucker got his 600 run mug (see photo of mug holding mug), and Vatican Rag received his 850th something. No mug, no T-shirt. No wonder he was pissed off and sang that stupid song about the cow crapping against the wall.
POP Hash in Bandung are having an 11th anniversary run and celebration on August 30th and 31st. Contact Tarzan for details. Attractions include a marching band, Bintang Bir, a "super long run" (in which the 1st 100 "winners" will receive a T-Shirt design khusus), a "happy run" (sorry, no T-Shirt), and the chance to win a Sepeda Motor or a colour TV in a lucky draw. And for once, I'm not making this up.
Pretty Boy
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