Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1707
Hashit holder : MGM
Run : 1707 Monday 23 July at Cimanggis, Ikan Bakar,
Hare= MGM
Members : 21 New members : 5
Hash master bloody stupid shit Tarzan writing you
respect Tarzan and read this if you want run directions for my excellent run
next Monday
where was everybody today I did not transmigrate them no they followed directions
from western propaganda newspaper Jakarta post and went left at the T junction
at the end of Jagorawi toll and enjoyed their evening in the Punjak bloody good
discos there and nice cheap pijit
stupid hashers who came to Cimanggis got here quick quick because my new
president already stopped traffic problems in Jakarta and dum hare MGM then
said run stayed near toll road even though he came in dripping river water into
the circle
some stupid buggar got a drink fom new shoes and then Tarzan leading pack
squeak squeak through kampung along the usual trail and clever hashers follow
Tarzan and get back just after 6:00 and maybe see some paper others follow
silly Chinese who think it a leftie because he lay a leftie with MGM last time
and other silly hasher follow paper crop bashing and through jungle around
river bends while Tarzan already at bridge squeak squeak haven’t I got a lovely
horn and onto golf coarse where Mudguard improved his handicap and Sheepskin
failed to lose his handicap called Witless and they short cut across golf and
got back quickly and Superbrat went round golf
coarse and lost paper after dark and came back angry angry after running
along toll and many hashers came in after 7:00 pm in very dark
Hash Master start circle very late as not many
hashers back before 7:00 and make Tarzan stand-in scribe and then welcome
Elephant Man as new RA after Bravefart when Elephant Man stop his private party
and why don’t we impeach Hm he insult by old president by giving down down to
drunk blind stupid and daft hasher from Yorkshire but we don’t have anyone
pretty like Megawati ti replace him except Miss Piggy who is not from Yorkshire
Tarzan announce Pan Indo and then POP Hash in Bandung 30-31 Augustus details
from Tarzan speaking since Tarzan not writing details and Tarzan announce next
week co-hare is Miss Piggy and run is at Bukit Sentul and Miss Piggy is
providing free makan later at his new vice president’s palace which is not in
Yorkshire or in Texas but in Mampang so exit toll at Sentul Selatan and go left
and straight through arch to top of hill and circle is near golf and run is not a point to point and you all
stay for circle and free makan
So bloody vucking trouble in Jogya and 4 hashers
mati in river, so DD for lost hashers there.
For run discussion HM made MGM sit on ice as he still angry angry that it was
such a good run.Tom Jones didn’t see any signs but who expected a big star in
the west for Megawati anyway and Tom Jones was still playing golf after 50
minutes but Mudguard thought it a vucking good run and Skinhead saw no paper so
had a good run but Konkrete Kock saw no anak-anak and hence hashit and Tarzan
had a good horn.
Itchy Kock arrived in the circle by ojek at 8:15 and paid Rp30,000 for a 2 km
ride so joined MGM on the ice since he should have been co-hare but couldn’t
make it but ran it anyway and got lost. It was a hashit.
New RA finished his private party with Witless and
gave Witless a DD with mug attached to string to limit range but range was too
short and Witless was on ice for drenching the RA in beer and RA carried on his
private party and Sheepskin sang and maybe MGM sang but my pencil is blunt so I
stopped writing and I must ask my new president for another one.
On-on…Tarzan
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