RUN NO. 1716 - Der Kaeferlauf or Beatles Anniversary Memorial off Alternativ Cibubur - 24 SEPTEMBER 2001

Regulars: a lot New Members: possibly Total: 36-40
Hares: Leaky Dick (director from his director’s chair, Konkrete Kokk, Crusty Nuts)* and a vanished SheepSkin)* Crusty Balls according to the printing on his hash shirt

Announcements: Sambolo Weekend 13/14 Oct.
Special JHHH Run 15 Oct.
(Combined = a lot of running with some “moderate” drinking

Receding Hareline

01.10.              Herpes/Bolt1on                        The Hashit Revenge (or Hashit revisited)
08.10.              GoBlokM/Witless Wanker       German Unification (oder Anschluss)
15.10.              Angie/Superbrat                       Special Ascension Run
22.10               Tarzan et all
Hashit Holders: Herpes/Bolt1on
THE RUN:
Carter’s Ranking: 100 Passed into 36 to 40 runners = 2.5: Good Run
This run had 3 distinctive features:
Out along rice field made interesting through some enterprising and fortunately predictable loops and some checks into which traps this writer promptly fell.
Sharply right to cross the road at a right angle.
Back in along huge excavations, very distinctive in their red color.
The run discussions said it all:
Tarzan: No kampongs > good
C.t.Farter: Good run as 100 runners passed him
Magic Dragon: Used incomprehensible Tarzanese to tell he couldn’t find the flip-over point, something to do with the 5+1/?????
Colin B: Will not tolerate paintings on permanent fixtures like banana leaves
Hash Master????????????: Broke neck on a rope
M. Dragon again out of the blue: Brilliant Run
Dr Jerker: Excellent
Most hated man in hash: Found graves of a 5m tall tribe
W. Wanker: Excellent run as it mimicked a run he laid about 35 years ago, which was also excellent

The circle had to tolerate and endure these kinds of comments, so the final verdict: GOOD RUN came as quite a relief.

The Circle:
Magic Dragon opened the proceedings with a good rendition of As I Was (doing various things)
Followed by the song generally opted not to be sung at the beginning of a circle IMMOBILE or In Mobile at which point Witless Wanker somehow referred this to BoBlokM and the power of the pen (he just might find out!).
The RA Elefant Man dragged all innocent scribes into the circle complaining about “better late then never”, but Pretty Boy in anticipation had already fucked off. No Ice!
All of a sudden strait out of Sergeant Pepper’s there were the 3 surviving Beatles, resplendent in their uniforms. A bit older, some on crutches, but still:
he Beatles. This was the real stuff, swinging right away into the Beatles songs the hashers like best:

Beatles Part 1
All You Need is Cunt………………
You Wanker Yeah Yeah Yeah……………..
Now That We Are Older On The 6^th Floor……….
Decent Things Are Not Free……..(didn’t know the melody to that one)
Dysentery (or Konkrete Kokk likes his pussy dry)…………….
Pom Pom Pom…………. (To various melodies)
LSD (Wish I’d Stayed In Dili With Brown Eye)……..
Back In The Doghouse………..
Periscope Stuck Up L.D.’s Rectum…………..
End of Part 1
R.A. back in fine form and finally getting it right by pulling in 4 notorious runners as look-a-likes namely
Poor Man Herpes, pensioned off looking a bit like Old Man Moses
Poor Man Bloodthirsty, not quite pensioned off looking a bit like Old Man Moses
Poor Man Dripper, spending the proceeds from the sale of his MU shares on the 5+1 looking a bit like Old Man Moses
All the while Sadist Cock occupying L.D.’s director’s chair looking a bit, you guessed it, like Old Man Moses.
After this all too brief interlude it was back to the
Beatles Part 2
More of the same, if you really need to know:
Bin Laden Living In a Tent………..
All The Suicide Bombers……………
Trained In America………..
End of Part 2
More MM and RA stuff like RA trying to punish Nick Leeson + friend for not paying (they had already evaporated) but it transpired that the RA himself had not paid!!!!!! Three blocks of ice were called for, but did not materialize as in the true new spirit of the hash the ice had probably also evaporated. MM was objecting to someone sitting on his face and the S&M Men through Crusty Nuts as their speaker were producing Vagina Parmesan. All pretty gruesome.

So finally it was Pots on the Floor.

Good Circle followed by the usual good Basket Chicken at Betty’s On On.

NEXT WEEK’S RUN: No.1717, First October. The Hashit Revenge

Herpes/Bolt1on

Cimanggis, leave tol, U-turn through narrow tunnel, follow signs to parking on right, or better read separate JHHH announcement

On-on. GoBlokM.

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