SCRIBE’S REPORT Run: 1720 Date: 22 Okt 2001 Hares: Tarzan + various invisible Betawi Hashers

Statistics: Did not get Site: Sate Bangdul

The announcements did take the better part of half an hour and were just completed after 1200 GMT, prompting the stand in hash master to promise a very short and concise run discussion

The Run
John Carter fucked off early, so can only relate that the last time I passed him he counted 63, so by his standards the run couldn’t have been too bad.

This so-called short discussion went of course on and on and on and on and never IN.

It was however necessary as it transpired that the majority of the pack ran a well recceed lefty with the turning point the famous football field. This outspoken majority thought the run not so bad at all, in fact a good run off paper.

As was to be expected there were of course the few totally misguided hashers under the leadership of one Sadist named Cock, in fact four all told, who (together with the hare) thought it a righty, coming in via Rafflesia (ha,ha). They were of course sadly mistaken.

This Indonesia after all is still fortunately a guided democracy. So under the guidance of this earlier mentioned Outspoken Majority it was finally declared a GOOD RUN.

This epic took another 20 minutes! So much for promises made by Stand-ins.

The Circle
Proceeding started with a song, what a surprise, RA plus some drivel by Angie about the Talibans (the spell-checker suggested Tailbones!) coming directly from Telly bans. He was promptly put on the ice where he sat, not knowing what hit him. Thereafter various Sons of B….. were called in namely

Mr. Bin Farting alias Sadist Cock

Mr. Bin Smoking alias Elephant Man

Mr. Bin Payung alias Jonesy

They all got a well deserved DD but don’t ask me for what.

Anyway these days all too often the proceedings slide into various diversions of English, such as Gaelic, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, Canadian and American that it is not easy for a scribe of another foreign tongue to follow. Hence the occasional lapses of comprehension.

As it is a well known fact that all the above languages originally come from a well known Northern European (not Norwegian, no!) language it is proposed that once in a while the circle is held in German ?@$%*!?

Okay, enough of that.

Finally the highlight of the evening: The Hare’s Song Imagine Osama Bin Laden

This hit us totally unexpected, coming right out of the blue.

In fact it may well end up as run of the year, very well done Tarzan.

The Original Handwritten Version is attached. Hares are encouraged to print it out and have it autographed by the author coming Monday.

Only Coronel Bloodnock was a bit unhappy threatening legal proceedingas as this was now already the second time his song “Imaging there’s no Hashing” has been pirated, the first time by one John Lennon way back.

A late announcement brought to light that you can book a weekend golf extravaganza with Jonesy for a mere IDR 300.000

Seems some enterprising golfers booked the same at the Eastern Promise for IDR 25.000, so Jonesy got a DD (apart from the new set of clubs he bought from the proceeds.

Finally it was “hats off and pots on the floor”

I am sure a good Makan Malim was had by all as usual at the Sate Bangdul.

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