Jakarta Hash House Harriers
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Sheet Run 1723
RUN NO. 1723 – 12 NOVEMBER 2001
Regulars:
24 New Members: 1 Past Members: 1 Total: 26
Hares: Tarzan, Jungle Fucker and Abie
Location: Asri Restaurant, Jl
Alternatif
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Mismanagement Meeting, 6.30pm Tuesday, 20 November, Eastern Promise. Get pissed
before you come, as there’ll be no alcoholic drinks served. (May be some
Bintang though.)
Too old or too
tired for sex? Find watching paint dry too exciting?
Then why not
take up golf? The next HASH GOLF will take place on Sunday 9 December. 12.30
pee-off (?) at MATOA GOLF CLUB. For
more details contact Pretty Boy (djlane1@attglobal.net).
THE RUN
We set off down a road where half of it had disappeared, leaving a gaping hole
with a 50 foot drop to the raging stream below. This road, which is now
impassable, was the one we used about eight years ago to get to the site of the
grandads’ (live chair) run. Remember Silver Fox, the late Des Cooney and the
little ‘nurse’ we found in the kampung? Of course you don’t! Most of you can’t
even remember where you slept last night.
Some good
checks which kept our apology for a horn within earshot to the end.
THE CIRCLE
The run discussion (verdict: good run) was generally complimentary, except for
comments from those who claimed to have laid an identical run before.
The HM said it
was good to see Hashman’s back. Hashman thanked him, although I think Supabrat
actually said ‘it’s good to see your back’, not ‘it’s good to see you’re back’.
Non-English speakers contact Tarzan for explanation.
Vatican Rag had
to leave early on the grounds that he had to prepare a five million (Rupiah)
contract by the morning. RA Elephant Man also asked to be excused early (either
because he had been asked to type Vatican Rag’s contract or he could see that
the heavens were about to open - which they did - and he might be held
responsible).
So Slobadan
Herpes took over the job he loved so much, finding little difficulty in
rewarding us for our virtues and sins.
Good to see MM
Klarkunt back with us. It is clear now why he has been seen so infrequently.
It’s not because he has been holed up for security reasons in his embassy’s
bunker; it’s because he knows only two songs.
But in
fairness, he is able to sing a French version of ‘a Frenchman went to the lavatory’. This ability has won him the
title of most bilingual Canadian for several years now. However, this did not
save him from the ice as a result of his appalling Indian joke. For those who
missed it (only Itchicock actually laughed, and he doesn’t speak a word of
English), the punch line was ‘Indianackerless’.
Actually,
Herpes showed great compassion in limiting the punishment to ice. With all the
lightning about, Elephant Man would have strapped Klarkunt to the nearby
lightning conductor.
Achievers: Bloodnock – 600 run shirt, Fanny – 150 run shirt.
Tarzan – 800 run
mug, Supabrat – 450 run mug
Achievers’
songs: Bloodnock: The Taliban
Song. Fanny: Frigging on the rigging
Hare’s songs:
Tarzan: Not Imagine there’s no Bin
Laden this time.
Jungle Fucker: Something obscure from
Manado.
At this point
the rain had driven away all but the hardiest of hashers and those with a
miserable home life. Yes, when faced with being growled at by the missus in
front of a telly switched to a local soap opera, many would choose standing in
several inches of mud in freezing rain getting slowly pissed.
And so to hats
off and pots on the floor.
Next week’s
run: No.1724. Monday, 19 November
Hare: Sheepskin
Location: Dog & Monkey site, - same as two weeks ago. Jagorawi, exit
Cibubur, Jl.Alternatif, over first iron
bridge, up the hill, U-turn, turn left then fork right after a couple of
clicks.
There was no
hash flash this week, so no pictures to add to the sheet. So instead I will
treat you to an MP3 attachment with the sound track to the Taleban song as sung
in the circle. You may recognize my backing group of Herpes, Klarkunt and
Fanny. I cannot enter this for the song-of-the-year award, as I have to admit
it is not my original song. In fact Tarzan wrote it. Sorry if it gums up your
mailbox.
On on,
Col.B.
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