Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1724
Good night Sheep Dip and thanks
for all the sausages
Run # 1724.....Hare SheepsKin.....Co-Hare
Magic Dragon. An unlikely marriage?
Let's start with the announcements for a change...
- Last Years Yirbuk has been sent to the printers. It will be nice to see all those photos of ourselves when we were young. Jonesy with hair, Fanny Skinny, Maandi running, Hash Cash without a BMW and Cpl. Bloodcrock when he was still a Colonal. Magic Dragon even composed a song to celebrate the printing of the thing, however, ads and contributions are still welcome....
- The Pussy Hash AGM run will be at Cibubur on Wednesday (that's yesterday Wednesday).
- To celebrate Mrs.Yoshi's bath day (yes, once a week, dirty or not) Yoshi has decided to set a TGIF run from his soapfactory in Cibitung.Run starts at 4:00pm. Free beer, food and soap. Directions: Take Cikampek Toll...Collect toll ticket at Gerbang Toll Pondok Gede Timur, set odometer to zero. Exit at Cibitung. Pay toll at 17.5km, go another 200m and turn right before the traffic light and big bridge (so the the river is on your left). At 20km turn right into a concrete paved road, go 500m and see PT. Multisarana BathMandi on your left.
- Hash Golf, at Matoa Golf club, December 9th at 12:30. Texas scramble format. Golfers of all ages, sexes and abilitieswelcome. Angie found himself sitting on ice after accusing Pretty Boy of not organizing the next golf day. Clearly he had not read last weeks sheet.
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- The runs on December 17th, 24th and 31st will all start at 4:00pm. These runs are open to all sexes, even females.
- Wanted : Hasher to help organise a weekend event in 1st quarter 2002. Specific skills in organising hotel bookings a plus. Contact Konkrete Kok.
- New Years Eve Party will be at Magic Dragons House. All welcome. Contact Magic Dragon at insanhs@indo.net.id ortel. 797-2705
- A new event for the Hashing calendar. The last run in each hashing year will be the "Ex-Hash Masters" run. The first one will be March 30tyh 2002.
Run
Discussion
In order to avoid the usual "good run" verdict for which he has become infamous, Hash Master decided to preempt this by banning the use of the words "good run". If nobody actually said "good Run" the HM could not possible deem the run a "good run". Not that he ever listens to what anybody else has to say anyway..
so..
Tarzan :Respect! I'm follow paper snd I'm up hill. You hash shit you give flower (or possibly flour) I give hash shit....
Tom bin Jones : Run finished at 5:55, perfect timing for me to break my puasa. The graves were bad judgement but this is the season of love and forgiving so I say it was a "thundering good run". Did he say "good run" ? ICE!! ...
Bolt-One-On : "Fucking good run" ICE!!
Arguing on behalf of the hares, our resident barrister-at-law (aka Fanny) claimed that somebody had built graves under their paper, and had very thoughtfully even replaced the paper on top. Lying bastard. I hope he's well paid.
MGM thought the checks were marvellous Herpes said it was easy to shortcut. Both carefully avoided actually giving an overall opinion.
At this point Maandi left to write the minutes of the previous Mismanagement meeting, but more on that later.
Yoshi thought it was a Hash Shit because we seemed to have lost Postponed.
Bolt-One-On (again), returning from the food table from where he had stolen some bread : The hare has brown skin, full breasts and long black hair.... The hares looked a little taken aback at this. The circle grew quiet. clearly, neither of the hares standing in front of us matched that description. What was Herb alluding to? Fanny stepped in again and claimed that "his client" (referring to SheepsKin) did indeed have all these unusual features only a few hours ago, but that he was now quite cured. Bolt-One-On (casually, between bites of French bread in sausage soup) continued to say that this was a blatant
fabrication, and that the truth of the matter was that it was not SheepsKin who had set this run, it was in fact SheepDip, otherwise known as... Mrs.SheepsKin........Shock and horror.
Without hesitation, Hash Master dismissed this as pure speculation and malicious slander, and proceeded to proclaim the run as "a very creative run". Nobody saw Sheep Dip, he said. Well, Mr. Hash Master, nobody saw Lee Harver Oswald either, but he did pull the trigger. (just ask Vatican Rag) Predictably, the circle erupted. Revolution! Revolting! Resign! Revert! Retract! Re-fucking-diculous! Hash Master was immediately accosted and hoisted onto a sharply pointed and heavily greased pole, where he spent the rest of the night screaming. The run verdict was changed by popular demand to a "Stinking Hash Shit of a non run".
Why did he do it? See the photo
below.
Next weeks run will be at Rancamaya. For those of you who do not know Rancamaya, the entrance is a few hundred meters after the Ciawi traffic lights at the end of Jagorawi Toll Road. It is not a point to point at Hambalan, and there will be no trains.
That's what the Hare (Herpes) said, but how can you trust a man who is wearing a dress?
Col. Bludsplat received his 600 run mug but did not sing a song, Konkrete Kok got his 400th. If you are the hasher who is yet to receive his 350th shirt shirt, then turn up next week and identify yourself to Konkrete Kok. He's forgotten who you are.
Postponed arrived at 7:40pm, dry as a rats back. Not a bead of sweat. Apparently he had fallen asleep in his car....
The Hares husband sang some personalised verses to the tune of the "sexual life of a camel", while the co-hare sang an apologetic ditty about the yirbuk being late.
The last part of the evening was a discussion about Viagra. MGM is apparently quite an expert on the subject of Viagra, knows about the price, the dosage, the side effects, where to get the good stuff etc. It soon became clear that 90% of the circle had more than a pasing interest in the subject. They completely ignored the pleading and screaming from the impaled Hash Master as they gathered around MGM to find out all they could about the wonder drug.
Hats off and piss on the floor at 8:00 or thereabouts, followed by more discussion about Viagra, while having delicious sausage soup and french bread, courtesy of the harriette / hare.
Hall
of Shame: Hashers who don't like to set runs.
Set a run recently? If not, you are in danger of having your name (and possibly your sorry arse) though the mud.
Hash Stats never lie. Half of all runs are hared or co-hared by a less than 10 hashers. That means a lot of you out there are lazy bastards, leaving all the work to others. If you are not haring or co-haring twice in a year you are probably not doing your fair share. So get your finger out and get your name down for a run. Contact Magic Dragon.
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