Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1725
SCRIBE’S REPORT Run: 1725 Date: 26 Nov
2001
Site: Rancamaya Hares: Herpes + Papercarrier Bolt1On
Statistics:
34 in all
Returners: Leigh Dixon, Tom G. Itchie Kock,
KK, Postponed, Insp. Gadget, WW, Roger Wittacker
New Members: Can’t Read + BenChong
Home into the Fold: Rudi Murky
Visitors: Afjani
The Run
Carter the
Farter Count: 29/34 = 0.85, Mediocre by his count!
From
our high vantage view at the beer truck it was very clear except to the
exceedingly blind hashers that this run had something to do with Bananas as it
had to be squeezed between mountains left and right with nowhere else to go. So
down we went, down further and further until finally the end of the banana was
reached where now the return was a look-a-like of the out trail going up and up
and across and up again. The threatening clouds hung overhead but did not open
fortunately thanks to the good work of our RA. So the run was actually quite
nice, hashers come back in on time, nobody grumbled, the hares already
announced (!!!!!!!!!!) that this would for sure be voted Run Of The Year,
presumptuous and pompous assholes@#$(^%%$$%&@?@>@<
Some of the comments coming out of brains
gone soft:
Vatican Rag: Mediocre (see above)
W. Wanker: Yes, nice stroll
Yoshi: Excellent Run because of the nice Durian smell
Fanny: Excellent Hills (on the ladies)
Mudguard: Didn’t know where the fuck he was (see above remark on blind hashers)
Excellent Run
Angie: Excellent Run (what is wrong with him these days?)
M. Dragon: Just a recce for another Hash.
Verdict: Excellent Run
The Circle
So the circle started more then less on time,
interrupted by Itchie Kock’s arrival on Ojek at 1840 WTI.
Returners got
their piss. Postponed did not sit on the ice despite having postponed his
payment already twice. Hash Master getting soft. Long lost returner Murky Rudi
also got his down down before pissing of early. Mudguard, having doused the
Master of Music first, announced his umpteenth retirement, refusing to sit on
the ice for constantly popping up again after just having left with great
ceremony.
Good singing by
our Magic Dragon:
The sorely missed
Lobster Song and the Kandahar (otherwise known as TNI-) Song “I don’t want to
join the army” were especially fine examples as well as a good rendition of
“Fuck the Magic Dragon”.
Angie
distributed last years photos, surprisingly all sorted and enveloped, real
bookkeeping stuff that.
It appears that
one Sarah West alias Witless Wanker is constantly being marched off United
Airlines planes. Witless Wanker vows to fligh in future only Tyrolean Airways
(fronted by Herpes but secretly owned by certain Arab interests in Crop
Dusting).
Fashion award
of the week went to Roger Wittacker, Photogenic award of the week to the 7 most
ugly mugs in the circle (Herpes et all).
At this stage
the notes get a bit unreadable, but there seems to have been jokes as a result
of which Bolt-1-On and Insp. Gadget took turns on the ice, as nobody really
laughed.
Honours to
Herpes for 25 Hares, well done, and something or other to Insp. Gadget for
distributing French letters to the Polar Bears on the wrong Pole (South).
Finally Tiddely
Tum and the Hymn.
On On On at
Bugils, which is about the only pub/restaurant open these days.
See you all next Monday, GoBlokM
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