Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1727
SCRIBE’S REPORT Run: 1727 Date: 10 Dec Hares: The Japs
Statistics: 36 in all Site: Cimanggis P>P
In charge this night was the
thundering Tom Jones who got angry immediately threatening to put all and
sundry onto the ice for opening their mouths all the time. (All then yawned
without any consequences)
The Run
As this
scribe arrived ½ hour late and consequently after not finding the ON IN did his
own run in the parallel brush area, the run discussion will illustrate what
happened (or not on this run).
Confusion
reigned as Herb thought it exxxxxxcellent. Tarzan thought it shit, as he wasn’t
running at all. Bloodknock had little to say about the run exxxxcept: We
frightened away the Betawi horn but not their regulars. Magic Dragon complained
bitterly about the arrows in the middle of a bush in the middle of the night,
otherwise no comment. Angie (after arriving finally at 1855 WIT) remarked on
the exxxxxcelence of the Hash signs: Hashit! And so it went. MGM: Many Japs
runs, first time bloody good. Witless Wanker: this way that way that way this
way etc etc bloody good run. Sadist Cock for reasons only known to him wondered
why Tom Jones as a good Turk wants to go to Iceland (or was it Ireland).
After
so much crap it was therefore hardly surprising that it was declared a GOOD
RUN!
Well
done the Japs.
The
Circle
As the first highlight hares where shown briefly a
prototype of the ongoing yearbook (it was not immediately evident for which
year) resembling in size a Mickey Mouse comic.
Herb Bolt-1-on right away complained that that yearbook had only approximately half the size of last year’s yearbook, but at double the prize. Anyway it seems we have to be patient just a bit longer.
The Ropes were awarded a dd for sponsoring about 10m cable to the beer truck for towing out hashers coming in unsuitable cars (Mercs and so on). Rumor has it that the strop has actually no valid certificate from LR (Llllllloyd’s Register).
Some good singing as usual, not by the hare’s though whose song (Pearl Harbour on the Run) clearly linked the Japs of yesteryear with the Osama Bin L.’s of today. It also appears that in due time the Japs will finally have an Empress, so more dd’s.
As the real highlight of the evening all hares with big tits
and bellies prepared themselves for the SUMO Wrestling Competition.
England, Rope I
England, Rope II
England, Angie
Japan, Itchi Cock
Indon,Tarzan
Indon, Liman
(you get the idea: big tits and big bellies)
A ring had been carved out of the hard Tanah Merah, in which the gladiators slugged it out. At the end it was only Angie and Liman standing. The finale ended in near disaster as Liman fell on the hard Tanah Merah and his right arm. We hope he is okay again.
No Winner was therefore declared.
A lesser highlight was then the SHEEPSKIN song (not attached) as due to its highly political and controversial nature (References to Hash Mistresses) hashers were advised to burn the sheets.
O Yes, and Konkrete Kokk won the Hash Golf.
So it was Hats off and Pots on the floor after a fine circle.
The next highlight was then the Makan (compliments from the hares) at the Ikan Bakar OnOnOn with a really exxxxxxxxxxxxcellent 2 ltr. Bottle of 25-year-old sake.
The hares were toasted until the bottle was MT, the hares faces shone a bright red and everyone was happy.
See you all at the Tom Jones Outing next Monday/GoBlokM
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