Jakarta Hash House Harriers
Scribe
Sheet Run 1733
Run No. 1733
Date: January 21, 2002
Location: Bukit Sentul
Hare: Sheepskin
Pembantu: Konkrete Kok
The Run
If the hares had known prior to the run that they would be investing
in a piece of Bukit Sentul, they most probably wouldn`t have laid the run there
in the first place. However like it or
not the likely lads are now the proud owners of a piece of land about 0.5 m2 -
with the belief that after a few more runs, they`ll have enough plots to park the beer truck and run a
circle. This theory is fine provided you can purchase adjacent plots, but on
second thoughts it possibly wouldn`t do the circle any harm if a few
individuals – Herpes comes to mind -
were spaced out a bit ! Based on the RA`s performance on Monday night he
wouldn`t be missed either not least for the torrential rain which he provided
which virtually decimated the circle – it didn`t help being under a pile of
umbrellas fighting to get a ringside position.
It is generally accepted that in Indonesia, law
enforcement is a bit lacking: but some laws are rigidly upheld: Expatriates
cannot own land ! The hares did however get a receipt and
according
to some inside information, Konkrete Kok
will be investing in a second 0.5 m2 plot of Bukit Sentul on Thursday night on
some other extravaganza – save that one for Tarzan ! It has to be said that this certain Tarzan manages to get free use of the same area, and despite all
the exhortations and negotiations of the hares, they still had to buy. This has possibly something to do with one`s
hair style – try Jonesy next
time. One has to commend the hares for
their kindness to Jakarta Hash not to mention Bukit Sentul !
After
all this palaver, the hares did succeed in setting a run. With both hares
arriving just in time for the start of the run from opposing directions, it
looked ominous! No water above waist height and no hills higher than 2000 m ,
they explained! To most it appeared that it would most likely be a hefty lefty.
Indeed that was how our thinking hashers such as Witless Wanker, Vatican Rag
and company saw it. They were met by
the pack half way round the trail doing just that. They were indeed lucky to be on paper which is more that can be
said for Fanny and Dripper who among others such as Mo Ham Head who couldn`t find paper
anywhere.
In fact the crafty hares had set a mighty righty, with
literally heaps of paper especially where the run overlapped with a very recent
run by Bogor Hash, so no excuses guys. The checks were well planned. A back
check in the Kampong 10 minutes after the run set the order of the run, where
many took a long route back to find the paper such as yours sincerely. Alas those behind me did not hear the on on
call and were never seen again. Those who continued in the wrong direction
needless to say found the in paper.
The first runner was in in 52 minutes. There were great
views up there but couldn`t be seen because as explained the RA had not been in touch with the
powers that be.
The Circle
Announcements
:
Magic Dragon Weekend Gunung
Salak Sunday February 24, 2002
Jungle Run Sumatera Weekend May 9-12, 2002
Betawi Hash AGM run Jakarta Friday, February 8, 2002
Bandung 1000 th run Bandung February 1,2, 2002
TGIF Family Weekend Pelabuhan
Ratu January 26, 27, 2002
Next Weeks Run: Tom Jones and Tarzan @ Raffles Hills, Cibubur,
Jan. 28, 2002
Returners: Prickly
Balls and Sore Rail
Visitors : The man who never paid
Etc.
Run
discussion:
Herpes - claimed that for a
sexagenarian, with a big pot, it was a -
good run
Fanny - could not find the trail,
found the checks, took hours to get back -
shit run
Mandi - found the second half to be
great, never found any checks -
bullshit
Dripper – he found Fanny -
enjoyable
Tom Jones – claimed that it was an
intricately laid run -
excellent
At this point a car
arrived in the middle of the circle and promptly was stopped and the occupants
put on ice – Holy Condom, Piljam and AN
Other – for infringement of Rule 6A – no cars in the circle.
Run
Verdict : Great Run
On On : Enak Manadonese Makan in Plaza
---- @ Bukit Sentul
Elephant Man finally makes the ice for poor spiritual
performance
Master of Music: Clark Cunt: Song 1 - I`d rather stay in Cuba
A great effort. At this point the RA crept off the ice but was promptly spotted
Song
2 - the Lice on my
Piles
Awards: 350 runs to
Sheepskin was rewarded with an environmently friendly T shirt
Hares songs: Sheepskin Song 3 -
Hashing on Monday Afternoon
This song was sung very quietly and those who are hard of hearing might never
have heard it
After a major gargle, Konkrete
Kok Song 4 - The House of the
Rising Bums
The scribe shall give you
no guesses to which house this song refers. Leeky Dick would have been proud of
the composer
Master of Music: Clark
Cunt: Song 5 - Korean Rhapsody
A
Korean Pantomine
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