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Scribe Sheet Run 1736
SCRIBE’S REPORT Run: 1736 Date: 11 Feb, 2002
Hares: Sheepskin/Vatican Rag
Statistics: 28
Total incl. 1 new member Bob Hassan Anderson
Returners: Most, but including Stretch, Rubber
Turd,Yoshi, KK, E-Man, Robertson
Site: Sentul Selatan, Jasa Marga Office Site
The Run
A lot of extremely intelligent
comments set the stage for the discussion, marred a bit by the hash master
constantly looking for hashers who did not think it was a Hashit.
Actually there were
2 calls for Hashit (we will not mention these misguided hashers); others
thought the effort by the hares not all bad. One of the best moments being the
hash master he almost drowning by charging to an On On caller (Witless Wanker,
no less) only to discover that he was still on the other (wrong) side of the
river. But he did not give up, oh no! Ice was called, Hares plonked on, show of
hands was called all up for good run, extremely close says our boss and
declares it “A Good Run Almost Fucked Up”
The Circle
MM started in great style with the seldom hear Australian Commonwealth Police
Song, with Nick Leeson doing the police bit, not bad followed closely by many
Turd in the Eyes, of – you guessed it – also a policeman.
Surprisingly intelligent jokes combining Bob Hope, Jonny Cash and Stevie Wonder with their last names combining a lot of the World Bank’s policy in Indonesia.
Rarely have the Indon Railways been honored so much by a variation of the infamous “On Ice Rowing Competition” Various teams showed the PTKA how to speed up helped by downing the Piss on the way (ice).
This eventually degenerated into a bobsled competition won, not surprisingly, by the superior Lithuanian International Team: Herpes (Oestereich), Rubber Turd (Daenemark), Sheepskin/Vatican Rag (Neuseeland) coached (onto the ice) by GoBlokM M.
Times:
Indon Boys: 18.72 sec
Welsh Team: 19.72 sec
Lithuanian Inter: 13.72 sec
Eventually the Hares surprised us with an excellent rendition of the “Neuseelaendische Nationalhymne”
Wesentlich besser als Klark Kunts version von “Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser” vonJoseph Hayden.
And as hymns go, after awarding Stretch his well-deserved KKN mug it was
Hats Off And Pots On The Floor.
OnOnOn at ShangriLa enjoyed by a large number of grateful hashers.
Thanks Hares
See you next week/GBM
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