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Scribe Sheet Run 1737
Run # 1737 A late sheet is better than no sheet? A whores shoe shape run for IMLEK and Way Way Tiga - the real axis of evil. No Labia for Mormons.
Yeah yeah yeah. The sheet is a week late, so sue me.
Run # 1737, MGM & Jungle Fucker from Cimanggis. Happy occasion : Chinese New Year. Or Chinese moon calendar if you believe the donkey in Jakarta Post.
Sorry there are no T-Shirts (due to banjir). If you were there, you'll get one, say the hares...
First the run discussion...Vatican Rag thought it was not as big a shit a run as it could have been, Tarzan said he was not on paper so he had no comment (that's a first), Joop thought it was to fucking dry, and very unseasonal, while Magic Dragon figured out all by himself that it was a whore shaped run. (I think he meant to say it was a whore shoe shaped run)...Angie commented on the gravesites that were on the run, noting that the Chinese revere their ancestors, and would never trample on thier graves. Well Angie, it's like this. These are somebody elses fucking ancestors so it doesn't matter. Konkrete Kok complained about the lack of LB3 on the run. Seems he needs a never-ending supply of Little Brown Boys Bums to keep him happy. Hash Master summed all this up as a VELLY GUD LUN....
A bridge was broken during the run and detective Nick Leeson was called in to investigate. Being a highly trained detective he quickly narrowed down the suspect list by deducing that the perpetrator had to be a fat bastard. This narrowed it down to no more than twenty hashers. Further clever reasoning enabled him to cut the field even further, ie fat hashers such as Fanny and Bolt-1-On could be eliminated due to the fact that they were not on the run. . Finally it was down to just two fat bastards -Supabrat and Vatican Rag. Our super sleuth quickly figured out which one was heavier by attempting to lift both, then declared that Vatican Rag was the vandal. Vatican Rag (just like every guilty criminal in the universe), maintained his innocence all the way to the ice block.
SheepsKin, our ever vigilant M of M, spotted Herr Herpes and Tom Bin Jones plotting Way Way Tiga and asked them to spare all hashers.....Angie Complained about a howwible bweach of wule six, in which Tarzan pushed a fellow betawi hasher uphill by placing his palms upon the others buttocks. Tarzans predictable response was "you fucking trouble Angie"..
Magic Dragon brought us interesting news from Europe and Salt Lake. In France it is now compulsory to pay your whore in Euros (no Ben Franklin's accepted here), an you must pay her VAT. Tips are discretionary but if you come in her mouth you better cough up. She too. In Salt Lake city the Morons oops Mormons running the Winter Olympics have set down a strict dress code for the figure skaters : "The wearing of revealing costumes or the showing of unnecessary labia will result in deduction of points". One has to wonder what an unnecessary labia is. Jonesy added to the confusion by saying he only watched the figure skating for the "cleaverage" Anyway, all the mormons present in the circle had to sit on ice for 2 hours.
And now a jike from Tarzan : I was join the hash and then run Tanjung Priok and don't know the way and then the polis stop "what happen". saya Orang Baik. Cannot go to trouble. Sabtu mobil mau keluar. Is okay, is my cousin.ha ha ha ha
Sadist told us that the the man who wrote that famous song "do the hokey pokey" has died in England. When the went to bury him they put his left leg in, they took his left leg out.....
The hares song was a duet. If you can imagine the sound of an old woman crying over her sick child, while nearby somebody plucks a live chicken, that will give you an idea of what this duet sounded like. Song of the year. Not.
Supabrat's new contact details : 0812-826-6742, daveratkins@hotmail.com
Konkrete Kok told us that he had figured out how to conceive without the necessity of a female. Jonesy is living proof of this as he has no mother. At this news the circle spontaneously erupted into song "Have you seen my dog Mrs Jones, do you know there's scabs on the outside?, Mrs Joooones"
Piss off and Hats on the floor, then off for Makan sponsored by Pom Pom. Broiled North Atlantic Snapper in Wild strawberry sauce, with Parsnip croutons and a bottle of Chateau La Feet 1962 each. What a guy.
Jonesy got married last week to a 19 year old shop assistant from Pasaraya. On their wedding night she said "lets go upstairs and make love". Jonesy replied "Choose one honey, I can't do both"..
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