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RUN NBR 1743
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THE RUN: The best thing that was said
all night about the run was that at least it confused those short running
bastards Mud Guard and Concrete Cock.
It must have been a prick of a run for the latter as he started the run with
a pocket full of paper and if he re-laid any; it can only confuse the next Hash
to use the site. The worst thing said
about the run was that “It failed to meet the high standards of a Hash Shit”. The highlights of the run were few and far
between but at least runners got to see a lot of the hills on the site as the
check arounds numbered about twenty. Clearly this was a training run for Bin
Liner who will be learning about check backs and false trails on his next two
runs. I know the British are intellectually
challenged but is this anyway to run an Empire? Oh sorry I forgot, you lost it
and the rugby and the cricket.
THE CIRCLE: Even
before the circle started, there was excitement with Mandi trying to extract
his car from the sucking grip of mud where a considerate stand-in driver had
conveniently parked it. The Australian
Embassy staff present of course assisted in the extraction of the vehicle,
whilst the thirty Captains of Industry present stood around and discussed the
strategic implications of the event.
Then using all their management skills they decided to sell the vehicle
on the futures exchange and then claim a tax loss on the depreciable value by
offsetting it against their BCA shares.
And they wonder why Indonesia is in a financial crisis. The Circle then
commenced and 1 block of ice was laid out (only utilised by Jonsey). Various announcements were quickly made
including one by Tarzan about Rp 1.75 million.
Then it was into the run discussion which basically called it a run of
indifference but of course the stand in impartial arbitrator Magic Dragon gave
it a good run, however, as he wasn’t wearing his glasses, was confused about
whether it was raining or not and had clearly recently used a prohibited
substance, we will ignore his decision in the interests of democracy.
After
the obvious ‘fixing’ of the Hash rating the Circle became quite exited with Pit
Stop admonishing all, then Super Brat collecting a silver dildo for doing 50
hares and Jonsey getting awarded for 500 runs.
The last was the cause of some concern because as far as I can see
Jonsey has never run and maybe “500 roaming in the glomming” would have been a
better description. Then there was a
blatant attempt to enter a sponsored song in as song of the year. In a blatant example of KKN Magic Dragon
allowed Angie to ‘sing’ one of his Hash Sheets. However as Angie was obviously impersonating a strangled cat this
ruse failed. The Hash Master apparently
then attempted to sing a new song (as a strangled centipede-not heard often),
however he should stick to ’19 Ankars”.
His sidekick, Bin Liner showed him up with what appeared to be some old
English ditty that had been researched in the Hotel Lintas Mellawi.
NEXT WEEKS RUN NBR 1744: Angie and Blood knock (would you believe another P
to P), from the Riverside Golf Course car park
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