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SCRIBE’S REPORT Run: 1744 Date: April Fool’s Day
Site: Riverside Golf Hares: Angie,
Col. Bloodnock
Statistics: 26 in all
Returners: Bolt-1-On, Fanny, GoBlokM, KK, Sheepskin, and
Hashman
New Members: Bongo or Banjo, Bob Harvey, Cow Kunt
Home into the Fold: Hashman, Pitstop
Visitors: None
The Run
Carter Run Rating: 0 as
No Carter
No overtaking in a perfect circle without a way out
This run on the 1st of April couldn’t have been
more confusing.
Basically you went out on the panhandle and then started
to circle the pan, a great big pan at that.
As sis the case with circular runs you eventually get
flung off at a tangent.
Some hashers got flung off in the direction of the out
trail so these buggers panhandled it back to the parking lot.
Lucky me got flung off right in the direction of the
Riverside start.
As it was most made it back in daylight to find the
parking lot devoid of cars?
A long search then got underway, eventually finding the
cars just over the hill at the 17th hole.
On the run I will let the pack speak more or less
verbatim:
Nick Leeson: Checking in the middle of f…… nowhere,
swamped in paper, SOAR
Tarzan: Good signs to Riverside! F…… trouble/ circle/
confused/ no paper come back, F…… trouble
Pitstop: BGR (blutiger guter Lauf), joined Hashman and
Yoshi and then run around in f…… circles,
BGR
again
Hashman: Minding his own biz and then joined by Pitstop
and then Yoshi, also with their hands in their respective pockets. Hares
advised them to get out of sight at the end of the run. (Bad!!!)
Mudguard: Hares could not agree on how to get back on a
P>P run. Hashit! (Hash Master: Now we are talking!!!)
E-Man: Couldn’t agree more (Hash Master: Now we are
talking!!!)
Magic Dragon: A rather lengthy elaboration involving for
some reason Star TV: Robby Williams is not a Welshman and Serena is from a
Southern State so she is black.
Apart from that it appears his pal on the run, Sheepskin,
who had 3 shits, held him up unduly.
Sheepskin: Perfect April Fools Day run. Otherwise he
remembered an equally good Batavia run =>Ice
Witless Wanker: Never saw a f…….. Soul!
At this time 1922 hrs KK arrived on an Ojek!! Welcome
back!
KK: Many many check-arounds. Very very more then
Hashit =>Hashit
Hares were then dumped on the ice, while all the following
comments cumulated into Magic Dragon’s: The Hash Master hasn’t got it right all
year, why should he get it right now???
So consequently the run was declared a F…….. Excellent
f……… April Fools Day Run!
The Circle
So the circle started more then less on time, interrupted
by KK’s arrival on Ojek at 1922 WTI.
Returners got their piss. With the circle so small these
days we all get more then our normal share of the holy piss resulting in
amongst many things also in rendering the notes unreadable.
So memory, never the best, has to serve.
Fortunately we had 2 illustrious returnees, namely Hashman
and Pitstop who wasted not much time entertaining the circle.
To the tune of Oh, how the money rolls in they were
plonked on the ice, to celebrate having been amongst the meanest RAs in their
time.
The real meanest of 'em all of course was Herb Bolt-1-On.
Traditionally also these days we are treated to a lot of
jokes to compensate for all this intelligent singing.
The best one it seems was a Welsh Joke: falls on the f……..
Floor. Bolt-1-On died laughing so hard that I totally mist the point but it had
something to do with Pastor Phelps. Good one.
So co=hares song “drink, drink…” best passed over
alternated with more jokes about Luigi's head amongst others followed by a
string of Indian jokes all courtesy of Hashman.
Finally the April Fools Day Run Song and the Hymn.
On On On at Para Para for some excellent Makan and more
intelligent babble.
Those still standing legged it to D’s place where I am
sure they will have had a great time.
See you all next Monday, GoBlokM
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