When...
Your boyfriend breaks up with you and the 1st thing that runs through your head is "Rainy Day Man".
Someone asks, "Who do you call?" and instead of saying "Ghostbusters!" you reply "Sailormoon!"
You can't look at spaghetti the same way again.
You have more versions on the Sailormoon comic book on your bookshelves than regular books.
Someone calls you meatball head and you say, "Not meatball head, ordango-atama! Get it right!"
You write Ty and ask why they don't have a black cat beanie baby with a crescent moon on it's forehead named Luna.
You look at your engagement ring and think, "The Imperium Silver Crystal is bigger than this."
Your major sources of quotes are the Bible, the US Constitution, and "A Crystal Clear Destiny".
You look for bandaids on every dark gray cat you see.
You try to see if Luna's passwords will work at the local game center.
Your dorm room is totally decorated with Sailormoon pics, scrolls, and comix.
You have the entire set of Sailormoon and Sailor V comics in three different languages. (Mine are English, German, and Japanese.)
You spend hours trying to put your hair up in ordangos. - Lisa
You stare up at the moon asking the question: if there was a moon kingdom... where would it be? - Lisa
You watch out for girls with blue or blue-green hair - Lisa.
You start talking to oak trees & buy rose shaped earings. - Lisa
You start meditating and try to read fire. - Lisa
When you just dont understand why your cat won't answer any of your questions. - George
When You get into an argument you wildly wave your arms and tell the person "I will punish you!" - George
You find yourself dancing around your house dressed as a Senshi yelling
powers. - Bunny
You actually CAN read the fire. - Sailor Unicorn
You make fukus for every doll you own. - Sailor Unicorn
You start dancing wildly when they have Sailormoon merchandise at a store. - Sailor Unicorn
You make a transformation wand and actually expect it to transform you. - Sailor Unicorn
You look at this page and realize it describes you. - Sailor Unicorn
You look at this page, yawn, and say you already know about yourself, and you want to... Oh no! It's on TV right now! *rushing off* - Sailor Unicorn
When you buy the game "Mancala" and think of the Senshi's favorite gemstones. "Mancala" is a game with plastic pieces shaped like gemstones, and they look like: a
diamond(Moon), sapphire(Mercury), ruby(Mars), emerald(Jupiter), topaz(Venus), and ameythist(Saturn). - Park999
Your cat actually answers your questions! (if you have one) - Lisa
You're continuously late for school....purposely!!!!!! - Lisa
You get two cats-one white one black-and shave bald spots on their foreheads in the shape of a cresent moon. - Lisa
You make Rei's scroll out of paper and start waving it around and chant stuff, thinking it'll banish evil spirits. - Lisa
The scroll works. - Lisa
You tape every single episode and start screaming if you miss one. - SailorPix
You get a bunch of friends and dress up as the Sailor Scouts for Halloween. - SailorPix
You cut your hair and dye it blue. You dress like Mercury every day. - SailorPix
You say to yourself "Hey, I can use this as the "What My Day is Like" paragraph I was supposed to turn in, uh, two weeks ago." - SailorPix
You memorize every Senshi's attacks, transformation sequence and everything about them so when you find Luna, you'll be prepared. - SailorPix
You change your name to Serena, and refuse to answer anyone who calls you by your real name. - SailorPix
When you meet people and they ask what your name is, you say "I am Sailor Moon, champion of love and justice. In the name of the Moon I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and you look too much like Queen Beryl, so I will have to punish you!" - SailorPix
U know u watch too much sm when your locker at school looks more like a private shrine to Sailor Pluto than a place to store your books. - SailorPix
Your teacher complains that if you call her Queen Beryl one more time, she's sending you to the principal's office. - Celes
While in the principal's office, you convert her into a moonie. - Celes
You're constantly complaining that your hair just doesn't have Mina's shine ^_^. - Celes
You start calling your little sister Reeny and your little brother Sammy. - Pikachu09
You call your worst enemies "Queen Beryl". - Pikachu09
You think that your cat will someday tell you you're a Sailor Scout. - Pikachu09
You purposely get bad grades in school. - Pikachu09
You own every scrap of Sailor Moon merchandise on the planet. - Pikachu09
You drew the Sailor Scouts all over the walls of your house, and decorated the walls with Sailor Moon posters. - Pikachu09
You bring your Sailor Moon comic books to class instead of your class books. - Pikachu09
You are trying desperately to program somthing like Windows but instead have it be a Sailor Moon theme. - Pikachu09
You glued your face to the TV and you only turn it on when Sailor Moon's on. - Pikachu09
You want to travel to Tokyo, Japan and try and meet the Sailor Scouts in
person. - Pikachu09
You have a folder full of sailor moon pictures and miss half of algebra wishing you could be one of them. - Dr. Pepper
You use up your only genie wish to be a Sailor Scout! - Dr. Pepper
When you go bowling, you enter your name as "Usagi Tsukino" (hey, I actually did that!) - -Allison-
When you bowl, you pretend the ball is your tiara, and you shout.. "moon tiara magic" than throw the ball down the lane! (I did that too!) - -Allison-
When even your art teacher knows your obssessed with Sailor Moon (after every single picture you drew was sailor moon related!) - -Allison-
You have dreams every night that you are a senshi! - -Allison-
You drag your parents to every single store in the mall, hoping they might have Sailor Moon merchandise! - -Allison-
Every time you watch sailor moon and she's in trouble, you throw a rose at the television. - GigaBrat14
Sailor Moon says, "I am Sailor Moon," and you chout back, "No you're not, I am!" - Sailor Gemini
you memerize sailor Moon's japaness introduction and hand movements, EXACTLY. - Tsukino Usagi
Whenever someone calls your friend a cheater you jump in and throw the bullies into a pile, hopeing Molly will come along telling you how strong you are. - Tsukino Usagi
You "play" Sailor Moon in so many sailor moon rpg's, you "think" *winks* you are her. - Tsukino Usagi
You go to a costume party as Sailor Moon and one of you friends come up telling you, "Great costume!" You stare blankly at then and reply, "what costume?" - Tsukino Usagi
You come to the horrible relization while you are sweaping(uh oh) the frount steps volintarily, that you're more like Rei than Usagi. - Tsukino Usagi
You yell at your friends when they pernounce the senshi's japaness names wrong. - Tsukino Usagi
You break down crying in the middle of blazer time(first pieriod) because the teachers wouldn't let you do a report on Japan. - Tsukino Usagi
You can't get japan as you offical country for your passport project, the biggest project in the WHOLE seventh grade. So you do two. On on grece, your asigned country, and one on japan. - Tsukino Usagi
Every night you sneek outside and sing the following to the moon: moonlight densetsu, ai no senshi, moon revenge, la moon, and la soilder. - Tsukino Usagi
you read this page and e-mail all of the poor poor human's that think they are Sailormoon. Everyone knows that I am. I AM THE PRETTY SAILOR-SUITED SOILDER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE! SAILOR MOON *waves arms* AND BY THE POWER OF THE, I SHALL PUNISH ALL OF YOU IMPOSTERS!!!!!!! - Tsukino Usagi
You dream of having 8 best friends that look suspiciously like the scouts, and all of them, including you, speak Japanese! - SlrSctLuv5
You freak when you see Pluto in the 17 new episodes. - scarlet_ruby
You get even more hyped up when you see the figures of Uranus and Neptune. - scarlet_ruby
You go beserk when you se Kalori and Tomoe. - scarlet_ruby
You are totally bummed that they didn;t show Hotaru. - scarlet_ruby
You Dance around inyour room saying Pluto Power, Make-up and then whisper dead scream. (This works for everyone according to their favorite scout.) - Malory Lyness
All the Bookmarks on your computers internet browser are affiliated with Sailor Moon. - Malory Lyness
You get 10 chapters ahead in class and have a 300 I.Q. - ChibiMercury
You dream Darien is your age and is a new student in all of your classes and it just clicks. - ChibiMercury
can't sing for crap in English, but you can sing perfectly in Japanese! - Forgotten_Angel
You analyze your life and realize that you are very much like Usagi(this coming from a girl whose bf gave her a crystal, owns a locket from another bf, best friend looks like Rei, and her street begins as Crystal Valley)! - Forgotten_Angel
you freak out when a store in your po-dunky town actally has SM merchandise! - Forgotten_Angel
you've memorized every song (Japanese and American), all the senshi attacks (includeing the movements), and have every SM merchandise - Bubble7308
You don't call your friends by their real names anymore but call them by their senshi names, and begin to believe they are actually them. - CrzyHarley
You fix your hair, dress the same, talk the same, act the same, eat the same as your favorite senshi so much, you forget who you are. - CrzyHarley
You teach yourself Japanese just so you can have one more thing in common with Usagi! - CrzyHarley
You are always late, always eat everyone's food, and never pass your math tests without fail, and its actually not your fault!!!!!! :( - CrzyHarley
You swear that your 3rd period english teacher is Ms. Haruna in the flesh! - CrzyHarley
You use up your printer cartridge printing sailor moon pictures off the internet. - CrzyHarley
You have to have your smart friend Jupiter correct your spelling errors on this because your so dense like Usagi. ARGH! - CrzyHarley
you spend 300$ on a Sailor Moon cos play outfit, just so you can run around the house and really Transform! - CrzyHarley
Your hard drive crashes because you have so many sailor moon things downloaded, that it takes up all the spare space. - CrzyHarley
You mastered the odango in 5 minutes! HAHA! And then drag your friend Jupiter over to test out her hair too! - CrzyHarley
You spend your entire 170$ of christmas money on sailor moon merchandise in less than 15 minutes. - CrzyHarley
You've been threatened by the teacher because you sing the songs from the show constantly in class. - CrzyHarley
You pray that the bootleggers don't get caught just so you can obtain more pirated japanese sailor moon episodes. - CrzyHarley
Everytime it turns 3:00, you look around in a hurry in hopes you'll catch a glimpse of Peruru, the 3 o' clock fairy! - CrzyHarley
You've seen the sailor moon movies so many times that you actually know the subtitles by heart, and the Japanese lines- CrzyHarley
You draw the crescent moon onto your forehead and hope it doesn't wash off, since you can't get a tattoo yet. (2 more years to go!) - CrzyHarley
Your friends are Molly (josie), Jupiter (Angela), Pluto (Jen), Mercury (Eva), Venus (Rae), Uranus (Tina) Melvin (Brendon), Wiseman (Josh), Darien (Noah), Andrew (Chris), Neptune (Denette), Rei (Katie), and Zoicite (Crystal). - CrzyHarley
YOU SING A SONG (THAT IS NON MOONIE) YOU MAKE UP SOMETHING THAT HAS SAILOR MOON WORDS. - Bubble7308
YOU ASK SOMEONE TO MAKE WIGS OF ALL THE SAILOR SCOUTS HAIR STYLE SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DYE YOUR HAIR. - Bubble7308
START A SAILOR MOON CLUB. - Bubble7308
YOU LOOK AT THE WORD SAILOR YOU EXPECT TO HAVE THE NAME OF A PLANET AFTER IT. - Bubble7308
MAKE YOURSELF REENIE, YOUR OLDER SISTER NEO-QUEEN SERENITY, AND HER BOY FRIEND KING ENDIMIYON. - Bubble7308
You compare your friends to the scouts and it makes sense... - Babykat
You've realized, you can't compare your friends to the scouts... you're friends are the scouts. RIGHT!!!!???!!!! - Babykat
You've called DiC at least a hundred times to tell them the many mistakes they've made while editing the Japanese version... - Babykat
You think about it and realize you're more like Sailor Moon than Usagi... - Babykat
You're horribly dissappointed that your grandpa isn't a 4 foot pervert. - Sailor Ghost Planet
You actually own two ravens named Phobos and Deimos. - Raven
You claim to carry a Rainbow Crystal. - Raven
You aced your biology quiz over birds- your teacher was impressed at your incredible knowledge of ravens. - Raven
You requested to live in a temple with your grandfather. - Raven
You requested sailor uniforms for your school. - Raven
You actually wanted to go to a private school in Japan. - Raven
The only A you get in school is in your foreign language class (Japanese). - Raven
You dedicate your mailing list to your favorite scout. - Raven
You proudly own a bookshelf full of SM dedicated floppy disks. - Raven
You proudly carry a scroll with Retreat Evil Spirit written on it around with you every day. (I do that and I' m darn proud of it! :) - Raven
You know the Japanese chant written on your scroll and say it in Japanese. (Aku-Ryo Tai-San!) - Raven
You spend your school days writing these. - Raven
Your locker is a shrine for Sailor Mars. - Raven
You shriek every time you see Sailor Moon with Tuxedo Mask. (He was supposed to belong to Sailor Mars!!) - Raven
You bear scars from the last time you tried to shave a cresent on your cat's head. - Raven
You're too young to get a tattoo so you draw a cresent moon on your forehead in yellow marker instead. - Raven
Your way of weeding the garden is screaming MARS FIRE IGNITE and lighting the grass with a small torch strapped to your fingers. - Raven
Every time you see someone that looks like a SM character, you run to tell your black cat, Luna. - Raven
Your parents have banned you from everything Japanese. - Raven
Your classmates that got to go to Kameoka, Japan as school diplomats all encountered tragic "accidents" for not bringing you with them. - Raven
You board a Japanese flight and ask if anyone has ever met the sailor scouts. - Raven
You killed Cartoon Network when they stopped showing Sailor Moon to show Speed Racer instead. - Raven
You killed the local video store for not having Sailor Moon episodes in stock. - Raven
Your friends can hardly understand you, as you speak Japanese in half of your conversations. - Raven
You overhear your psychologist saying, "Just humor her." - Raven
You dye your hair sea-green so you can look like Michiru, and look for women with short blonde hair who act like Hakura. - Raven
You claim your grandfather actually turned into a monster when Zoicite came and stole a Rainbow Crystal from his body. - Raven
You are in the bathtub when you suddenly grab your top half and gasp, "Oh my gosh, I'm feeling weird NegaVibes!" - Raven
Even your moonie friends look at you funny nowadays. - Raven
You keep piles of unpublished Sailor Moon scripts under your bed. - Raven
There isn't one person in the entire school who isn't afraid of insulting Sailor Moon. - Raven
You made moonies out of your entire family (forcibly). - Raven
Naoko Takeuchi has had a restraining order on you for years. - Raven
You name your children after the characters, and encourage others to do so. - Raven
You aced your science quiz over minerals. (Malachite, Zoicite, Nephrite, Jadeite...) - Raven
The only television you watch has at least one reference to heroines in heels and miniskirts. - Raven
Every time you ice skate you believe Lita is helping you do well. - Raven
You don't think it's just a coincidence that you have black hair, own ravens, have ESP, read fire, live in a temple with a perverted grandfather, and wear red a lot more than any other color. (Who would?) - Raven
You have ESP and attempt to contact Rei Hino through telepathy. - Raven
You throw your scroll at everyone who insults Sailor Mars and yell, "Aku Ryo Tai San!" - Raven
You dream in color... and in Japanimation. - Raven
You're terrified of your flute playing friend, what with Alan's cardians and all. - Raven
Some prepare for the apocalypse, while you know Neo Queen Serenity will come. - Raven
You overhear your parents humming the themesong while they're working around the house during the weekends. - Raven
You're playing cards and suddenly yell, "Cardian King of Spades, come forth!" - Raven
You flunked a history test when you put the destruction of the Silver Millenium as the most chaotic event of the 10th century. - Raven
You throw peony petals around yourself and laugh obnoxiously every time you leave a scene. - Raven
The Mars rover went to Mars, you stayed glued to the television in the hopes of seeig Sailor Mars. - Raven
You look up each senshi's last name in the Tokyo phone book. - Raven
You discover a female Navy officer with the last name of "Moon" and are convinced she is Sailor Moon in disguise. - Raven
Every school report you ever did has at least one mention of Sailor Moon in it. - Raven
After school you and your friends gather around a tv in a local classroom just to catch SM before you all have to catch the bus. - Raven
You failed every one of your classes at school, but your teachers passed you to the next grade so they wouldn't have to hear about SM for ANOTHER year. - Raven
Everything you see gives you another idea for YKYWTMSMW... - Raven
when you call your sister Black Lady. - Luna P
you know how to speak japanese by watching soooo many sailormoon episodes. - Luna P
You starve to death to raise money to buy sailormoon mercendise. - Luna P
You pay $10 per 4 episodes of bootleg subtitled sailormoon, trek all the way to Manhattan & worship the people who subtitle it & bring it to you. - Luna P
you wear odangos in your hair everyday & hope some one with good looking blue eyes & black hair will call you odango-atama... - Luna P
you start talking with a japanese accent. - Luna P
you start acting like usagi & minako & expect sweatdrops to come out of your head when you get nervous. - Luna P
Your friends get pissed off when you start moping about needing more cash to support your "hobby". - Luna P
your mom starts to think maybe sailormoon is evil because you can't stay away from your precious tapes for too long. - Luna P
you cry whenever you see or think about poor Uranus & Neptune's deaths in SailorStars. - Luna P
every time there's a cresent moon in the sky you start dreaming about moon kingdom & its total beauty. - Luna P
you change your life's dream of being a veternieran into become a manga artist so ya can draw lots of anime & manga for a living, such as the beatiful solider sailor moon. - Luna P
BURNINGLU! MANDALA! SPARKLINGU WAIDEO PRESSARE!!!! (you learn to pronuce all the attacks correctly). - Luna P
I hope you enjoyed those. If you have one to add, just email me.