Meatballhead Moon Says....


An Ode to the Many Faces of Sailor Moon


Written by:Lissa-chan

"Hello Nurse!" shouts Sailor Moon.

What a love struck buffoon.

She thinks Tuxedo Mask is number one.

Get a grip girl, you;ve had too much sun.


An ape? A chicken? A cow? A kitchen?It Grade A! It's fleas!

It's someone carrying the Mad Cow Disease.

What is it? It's scary. C'mon, please do tell.

It's Sailor Moon in a tizzy, it's clear as a bell.


Plainly pitiful,

I'm telling you!

Sailor Moon as a pig?

She's not dreaming it's true.


Purrfect. It's cute as can be.

It's a girl, her cat, and her lovely flea.

The picture is cute, but something ain't right.

A flea holding her cat? What a terrbile fright!


Yo, Serena! What's cooking? You'd better start looking!

Either you can't count or four fingers are gone.

Or are you afraid of the number six?

I guess thats something quite hard to fix


Beings, children everywhere,

I'm telling you, ya gotta beware!

Sailor Moon is subject to minor mood swings.

I wouldn't be 'round when she starts to sing>


It's okay, Serena. We love you. We do!

You can lean on my shoulder and go boo-hoo-hoo.!

Everything will work out in the end

If it doesn't, I'll still be your best friend.


Retract those claws. C'mon, settle down!

Or you'll one way ticket to the pound

Act a little human and girl, don't you fail.

Or you might start growing whiskers and tail


That Sailor Moon, she's a hero, hands-down,

But she's also the clumsiet girl in the whole town.

The her it's a feat to catch an itty beachball

Without getting smacked or starting to fall


Doncha know Sailor Moon is the best

Her facial expressions are never a mess.

She smiles all big, like a girl from up South,

Though it's not hard to notice her face is all mouth.


Take me to the Temple Gates