Written by:Lissa-chan
"Hello Nurse!" shouts Sailor Moon.
What a love struck buffoon.
She thinks Tuxedo Mask is number one.
Get a grip girl, you;ve had too much sun.
It's someone carrying the Mad Cow Disease.
What is it? It's scary. C'mon, please do tell.
It's Sailor Moon in a tizzy, it's clear as a bell.
I'm telling you!
Sailor Moon as a pig?
She's not dreaming it's true.
It's a girl, her cat, and her lovely flea.
The picture is cute, but something ain't right.
A flea holding her cat? What a terrbile fright!
Either you can't count or four fingers are gone.
Or are you afraid of the number six?
I guess thats something quite hard to fix
I'm telling you, ya gotta beware!
Sailor Moon is subject to minor mood swings.
I wouldn't be 'round when she starts to sing>
You can lean on my shoulder and go boo-hoo-hoo.!
Everything will work out in the end
If it doesn't, I'll still be your best friend.
Or you'll one way ticket to the pound
Act a little human and girl, don't you fail.
Or you might start growing whiskers and tail
But she's also the clumsiet girl in the whole town.
The her it's a feat to catch an itty beachball
Without getting smacked or starting to fall
Her facial expressions are never a mess.
She smiles all big, like a girl from up South,
Though it's not hard to notice her face is all mouth.