Chapter 2: What do you want to do?
 
 
  Translated by                   : Kaori Hasegawa
                                    
 
  Sponsored and brought to you by : Alberto Mazzetto
                                    
 
  Story and Art by                : Masakazu Katsura
 
 
        Sound:   Za--
        Youta:   Is it real.
        Sound:   Tsun.
        Youta:   She is! She is certainly here!
        Youta:   She is definitely Ai-chan. This tape is great!!
                 Recent technology has come this far!!!
        Youta:   This must be the Love Goddess that the Love God gave
                 to an unpopular guy like me!!
 
        Youta:   She doesn't look comfortable like this.
        Sound:   Zuru zuru.
                 Nishyo nishyo.
        Youta:   -- anyway, the package also said, ".kind, and ???"
                 The face is my type, also a nice figure.
                 Especially the big breasts are. the best!!
        Youta:   If this kind of girl
           Ai:   Just me, I'll be kind to you
        Sound:   Meow
        Youta:   Umm, it's heaven--!!
        Sound:   Shyu--
 
        Youta:   Um, what, it looks like her breasts shrank now.
                 Is it an illusion?
           Ai:   Umm.
        Youta:   Ah, she's waking up, waking up!
        Sound:   Poki boki boki
        Youta:   She might say, "Youta-kun "
        Youta:   When she smiles.
        Sound:   Pachi.
        Youta:   Ai-chan.
           Ai:   This idiot!!
                 Don't play the tape with a broken VCR!!
                 I thought I was going to die!!
        Sound:   Gaba.
           Ai:   Um? My speaking is ???. Um, who cares.
        Youta:   Different, something is different. Isn't the
                 personality totally opposite from the one on the
                 tape?
 
           Ai:   I'll introduce myself again.
                 My name is Ai Amano. Nice to meet you
                 *She says "My," "Ore," like a boy.
         Sign:   [Youta Moteuchi]
           Ai:   Hey, is you name, "Motenaiyo-da?" Ha ha ha.
        Youta:   M-my?
         Sign:   [Math]
        Youta:   It's, "Moteuchi Youta."
                 Read it normally!
           Ai:   Now, what are we going to do!?Youta:Uwatta.
           Ai:   We, video girls, are a convenience for men.
                 I'll do whatever you wish.
        Youta:   Ju-just a minute! So suddenly!!
                 Wh-what should I do? Just alone with a girl!!
 
         Sign:   [Special -- How to spend time alone with a girl ]
        Sound:   Baaa.
        Youta:   Well, how to spend time alone with a girl is.
           Ai:   First, let's 'know each other.'!
        Sound:   Gaaaaa.
        Youta:   She said, "know each other." Could it be . That?!
        Youta:   Where is, "The knowledge for first-timers?!" Well,
                 well.
        Sound:   Dogi magi, dogi magi.
        Sound:   Syu-syu, syaku, syaku.
        Youta:   For a good appearance.
        Sound:   Guooo, gushya gushya.
 
        Youta:   I'm inexperienced, so please be gentle!
                 Don't be too rough, please.
        Youta:   Eh.?
           Ai:   I was just kidding, kidding. Don't take it
                 seriously.
           Ai:   Good! Now I'll show you my specialty!!
        Youta:   If I think hard about this, I'm being so indecent!!
                 I'm only serious with Moemi-chan!!
        Youta:   H-hey! Please tell me exactly who you are!
           Ai:   Um?
 
           Ai:   I'm a "Video Girl." I told you, I came out from the
                 tape to comfort you.
        Youta:   I'm not talking about that.
           Ai:   Who cares what all this is about.
           Ai:   You're anal! Like every time. you look up something
                 in a magazine or book or. that's why
                 girls don't chase after you.
        Youta:   If you're going to complain to me instead of
                 comforting me, just disappear, right now!!
        Sound:   kura.
        Youta:   Did I hurt her?
           Ai:   Ah--
 
        Youta:   What's wrong?
        Sound:   Eenn.
           Ai:   It's your fault! because you played the tape with a
                 broken VCR!!
                 I thought only the personality would become boyish,
                 but!!
           Ai:   My chinchin* is growing now!! You're responsible for
                 this!!
                 *"chinchin" is a baby word for penis.
        Youta:   You're kidding!!
           Ai:   It's true, see! Touch it!!
        Youta:   Umm, nothing's there.
           Ai:   Actually, it's a joke.
        Youta:   Whoa. Gee, you shocked me.
           Ai:   You're kinky.
        Youta:   Dohyaa--
 
           Ai:   *Tehe*
        Youta:   What does she mean, "Tehe!!"
        Sound:   Po.
        Youta:   Since her face is my type, I forgive her!!
        Sound:   Ban.
           Ai:   I was created as a "Chef." So, guys think, "I want
                 Ai-chan to stay "
        Youta:   H-home-made food. Since my mom died, these ten
                 years.
                 I haven't eaten home-made food.
        Youta:   I wish this were "Moemi-chan"'s home-made food, how
                 much better.
        Moemi:   Here Youta-kun, It's ready
        Sound:   Powanwan.
        Sound:   Gyu.
        Youta:   Ah.
           Ai:   Am I not enough for you!?
        Youta:   Not at all! Then, let's eat!!
           Ai:   Isn't it good!?Sound:Da--
           Ai:   Hey, hey!
        Youta:   T-this, is this food!?
           Ai:   So rude!!
 
           Ai:   I'm supposed to be as good as a professional chef.
        Sound:   Gata.
        Sound:   Mo gu mo gu.
           Ai:   Hey, it's good.
        Sound:   Da--
        Youta:   Hey, hey.
           Ai:   What's this? It's impossible! I'll cook it again!!
        Youta:   That's okay.
        Sound:   Gacha gacha.
        Youta:   Cooking is too much trouble.
           Ai:   Kusu. I found one of your nice parts.
        Youta:   ha.
        Sound:   Ooooon.
 
           Ai:   We ate dinner, now what should we do?
        Youta:   We don't have to make up something to do.
        Youta:   .since she came out from the tape, what'll happen if
                 I touch the VCR.
        Youta:   Fast forward.
        Sound:   Pi.
           Ai:   Pera! Pera! Pera!
        Youta:   Rewind!!
        Sound:   Pi.
           Ai:   Kyuru! Kyuru! Kyuru!
        Youta:   Slow motion!!
        Sound:   Pi.
           Ai:   Heeey, yoooouu dooonn't tooouuch iiiit.
        Sound:   Noro noro noro.
        Sound:   Gera gera gera gera.
        Youta:   Don't joke!!
           Ai:   I'm not joking!!
                 Ha ha ha.
 
        Sound:   Biii tt.
        Youta:   H-hey!
        Sound:   Peta.
        Youta:   What are you doing!! I can't use the VCR like
                 this!!Ai:That's good.
           Ai:   Be sure not to touch the VCR!! My playing time is
                 three months! There is a limit!
        Youta:   Oh no. I finally bought a VCR and I can't even watch
                 movies.
        Youta:   Well, it's okay. I won't be bored being with her.
                 And she's going to disappear in three months.
           Ai:   Don't be so disappointed. I'll wash your back.
        Sound:   Giku.
        Youta:   My back?
 
           Ai:   What are you doing? Are you going to take a bath
                 with clothes on?
        Youta:   B-but.
                 Do I have any books about, "How to take a bath with
                 a girl?"
        Youta:   She really taking them off, and high-cut panties,
                 too.
        Sound:   Ring, ring.
                 Giku.
        Youta:   Now, who could that be?
        Sound:   Gacha.
           Ai:   Ah, the telephone, telephone!!
     Y.'s Dad:   Um? I heard a woman's voice, Youta.
        Youta:   Gosh, it's dad! No kidding!!
 
           Ai:   'No-- stupid--'
      Y's Dad:   "No-- stupid--?"
      Y's Dad:   Ha ha-- Youta, you're even doing well.
        Youta:   Oh, no. Well, oh yeah, video, video!
        Youta:   Anyway, what?
      Y's Dad:   Oh, I just wanted to tell you, I'll stay at the
                 office tonight.
        Youta:   Okay, bye.
        Youta:   *sigh*
                 I'm saved for today.
        Sound:   Kotsu--
           Ai:   Youta, hurry up! I took everything off!
        Youta:   E-everything, so, so, so, then, naked!!
                 What should I do? My heart almost stopped!!
        Sound:   Do do do do do do .
 
           Ai:   Ruined your expectations? He he he.
           Ai:   Naked is too much for you now, Youta.
        Youta:   This girl isn't good for my heart.
                 So those leg-high panties were a bathing suit.
        Sound:   Hena hena hena.
        Sound:   Chapoon.
           Ai:   I see, then you came to my video shop.
           Ai:   Heartache.
                 But I don't think it's really a broken heart.
        Sound:   Zapa.
        Youta:   But Moemi likes somebody else.
 
           Ai:   But she didn't say, "I hate you," and broke your
                 heart, right? If so, there's still a chance.
        Youta:   Do you think so.
           Ai:   Okay! Let's do this!!
           Ai:   Goal!! I'll make you into a better guy so you'll be
                 able to go out with Moemi-chan!!
           Ai:   See, now there is meaning to my being here!
        Youta:   I'm afraid.
           Ai:   Let Ai-chan take care of this!
 
           Ai:   By the way, hey! I'll wash your back!
        Sound:   Gui.
        Youta:   Wa-- It's okay!!
           Ai:   Since I'm out here, I'll do my best to comfort you!
        Youta:   No thanks!!
           Ai:   I'm not going to let you go!!
        Sound:   Gaki.
        Youta:   Uge.
           Ai:   Are you going to let me wash!!
        Sound:   Bokiki.
        Youta:   Okay! Okay!
        Youta:   Ah-- feeling her bottom on my head.
                 Kind of happy, kind of sad.
 
       <69>Ai:   See, it's nice. Aren't you happy a girl is washing
                 your back?
        Youta:   Happy, happy.
        Youta:   .She. doesn't seem so bad. so.
                 It's kind of fun, so I'll let her stay for awhile.
           Ai:   Ooops, my hand slipped.
        Youta:   Gyaooo, where are you touching!!
        Youta:   Ah-- I'm so tired, I feel like I was riding a roller
                 coaster.
                 She's doing her best, so it's okay, I guess.
        Sound:   Dosa.
        Sound:   Gishi.
 
        Youta:   Hey, your futon is downstairs.
           Ai:   Good night.
        Sound:   Ku--
        Youta:   --Moemi-chan--
        Moemi:   I like Niimai-kun.
        Youta:   I. I'm brokenhearted.
 
    <71>Sound:   Ga--
        Sound:   Gya--
        Youta:   Moemi-chan.
           Ai:   Cheer up. Youta, cheer up.
           Ai:   Fight it! All the time.
        Youta:   Even though I thought differently before, I feel sad
                 that Ai-chan has a 'playing time' limit.
 


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