Chapter 3: Breasts.


  Translated by                   : Kaori Hasegawa
  Sponsored and brought to you by : Alberto Mazzetto
  Story and Art by                : Masakazu Katsura


        Youta:   Ai-chan.
                 If she acted more girl-like, this would be heaven.
                 If the VCR hadn't broken.
                 At that time, when her breasts shrank, did she
                 become a tom-boy.
                 Ahah.
        Sound:   Goshi, goshi.
                 I only like Moemi-chan! Only Moemi-chan.
                 Only Moemi-chan. If she stays with me.
        Sound:   Dota dota dota.
           Ai:   Youta!!
           Ai:   Look!!
        Youta:   What do you want, looking so desperate?

           Ai:   See.

        Sound:   Gokuri.
           Ai:   What are you going to do about these breasts!!
                 They shrank so much!!
         Sign:   [This is the original size]
        Sound:   Buran.
        Youta:   Yeh.
           Ai:   What do you mean, "Yeh!!" My breasts were my
                 favorite part of my body!!
        Youta:   Dowað
           Ai:   It's all your fault my breasts shrank, and I became
                 like a male!! Give me back my 83cm bust!!
        Youta:   O-Okay, so put some clothes on!!
                 Aren't you embarrassed!?

           Ai:   Even if you look at them, they won't go
                 away!!Ai:Plus, they can't get any smaller than this.
        Youta:   Ha.ha ha. T-that's right.
        Sound:   Go go go.
        Sound:   Zuðgoðn.
           Ai:   Don't agree!!
        Sound:   Piku piku.
           Ai:   Ah, I feel better.

        Youta:   Ouch.
                 What was that, that girl.
                 Now hasn't she noticed, it's been overnight.
        Sound:   Gocha.

           Ai:   Youta! Hurry up and get ready. Third semester starts
                 today, doesn't it!!
        Youta:   She looks so happy. Doesn't she feel bad about her
                 breasts?
                 Wellð I'm glad, I'm glad.
        Youta:   .No way.
        Sound:   Guru.
        Youta:   It's my uniform! Don't tell me we're going to school
                 together.!!
           Ai:   Don't you have a spare one? Um? breasts?
        Youta:   She still feels bad.
        Sound:   Niko niko niko niko niko.

        Youta:   Why are you coming to school with me!
           Ai:   Because I promised to be with you all the time!
                 And we made a goal that you are going to go out with
                 her.
                 I have to know about her, too.
        Youta:   Ai-chan made me lose my train of thought.
         Sign:   [Private School Kandai High School]
        Youta:   Because of yesterday's incident, schools today
                 turned out to be heaven.
        Moemi:   I just told you that  I like Niimai-kun, so.
        Youta:   I was confused because I was so shocked to know that
                 Moemi-chan liked Niimai-kun.
      Takashi:   You're not my type of girl.
        Youta:   I made Moemi's heart break aoo.
                 If I were strong enough.
        Youta:   I wonder what Moemi-chan is going to think when she
                 sees Takashi?
                 She is probably so depressed.
           Ai:   How can you worry about others so much?
                 Nowadays, you could be considered a national
                 treasure.
           Ai:   but it's your good part, isn't it?!
        Youta:   Do you think so?

        Youta:   I bet Takashi is thinking something peculiar about
                 yesterday.
                 What kind of face should I wear when I see him.
         Sign:   Appearance Manual.
                 "The book for men to love."
                 ðSpecial Issueð
                 Making a triangular relationship round.
        Youta:   Well. "How to talk to a friend when you get into
                 trouble with a triangular relationship."
                 Ummm.
           Ai:   You're reading a book again!
           Ai:   Just go in!!
        Youta:   Wai-wait!!
        Sound:   Buwa.
        Youta:   I saw it.
       Girl 1:   Oh no, don't open the window.
       Girl 2:   Sorry, sorry.
           Ai:   Um, Now he's relaxed.

           Ai:   Opya.
        Sound:   Don.
        Youta:   Ge.
        Sound:   Boka.
      Takashi:   Ouch.
      Takashi:   Youta.
        Sound:   Gero gero.
        Youta:   Ta.Takashi!!
      Takashi:   Hi.
        Youta:   Ha.
        Youta:   So trite??.

      Takashi:   Yesterday, Moemi was joking that she 'likes me',
                 but.
                 Don't worry about it.
        Youta:   What?
        Youta:   H-he thought it was a joke.
                 Hyoshinuke*
                 * Expression of a sigh of relieve, translated as,
                 "missing rhythm."
                 Is that why he didn't take Moemi seriously.?
                 But Moemi's face at that time, she didn't think it
                 was a joke. If so, the problem is just
                 beginning.
           Ai:   Youta. Is he? Takashi.
      Takashi:   Hey, Youta. Who is this girl? She's holding your
                 arm.
        Youta:   Ah. well.
           Ai:   V.
      Takashi:   Oh, I see. You're doing well. You cannot  stay in
                 the corner.
                 Um?

      Takashi:   Everyone, it's something big!! Youta brought a girl
                 to school!!
       People:   What!! What did you say!?
         Sign:   [Everyone stand]
       People:   That, "Motenai Youda"!!!?
        Youta:   N-no! W-wll, ahð!!
                 She's my younger sister!!
           Ai:   Younger sister?
       People:   I see.
        Youta:   Um.
         Sign:   Be seated.

        Youta:   Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
                 Don't understand so quickly.
      Takashi:   Well, that's understandable because someone called,
                 "Motenai Youda," like you, would only
                 have a mother, older or younger sister, be nice to
                 you.
        Sound:   Piku.
        Youta:   Not, "Motenai Youda," but, "Moteuchi Youta."
                 How many time do I have to say that!!
        Sound:   Go go go go.
      Takashi:   The face of the crazed bat man is becoming real.
         Girl:   Good morningð Moemi.
        Moemi:   Good morning.
        Youta:   There is no way I can face her.

         Sign:   [First Assembly of the Semester]
        Youta:   That girl.
                 I wonder if she is waiting quietly.
                 I hope she's not walking around.
        Moemi:   Wa.
        Youta:   Mo-moemi-chan!!
        Youta:   What should I do!!
         Sign:   Do do do do.
        Youta:   What kind of face. What kind of face should I
                 make.!!

        Moemi:   Moteuchi-kun!!Youta:Um.
                 Smile?
        Moemi:   Even though we are in the same class, I hardly ever
                 see you.
        Moemi:   Are you trying to avoid me?
        Sound:   Bun bun.
        Youta:   No, never!!Youta:Wh-what!! It sounds like she wanted
                 to see me!!Was I worrying about something I didn't
                 have to?
        Moemi:   I have something to tell you, is it okay?
        Youta:   I'd be happy.
        Moemi:   Good.

        Moemi:   Last night. I cried a little bit.
                 I don't know if he said it as a joke or was being
                 serious.
        Moemi:   I was shocked.
                 But I was thinking.
        Moemi:   You told me, "You don't know anything yet! Do your
                 best!"
                 I remembered those words, so I thought, "That's
                 right, I'll do my best to turn him around!"

        Youta:   Th-that's right.
        Moemi:   I'll do my best, so will you help me from now on?
        Youta:   Ah.
                 Yes! Anytime!
        Moemi:   Good.
        Sound:   Suð
                 Kotsu.
        Moemi:   Moteuchi-kun, you're really a nice person.

           Ai:   Sandwich!
        Youta:   Uge.
        Moemi:   Kya.
        Youta:   Ai-chan!
        Moemi:   W-who?
           Ai:   More, more.
        Sound:   Gui gui.
        Youta:   Such a nice thing.
           Ai:   Wa, they're bigger than I thought!!
        Moemi:   Kya.
        Youta:   Uwað
        Youta:   I'm sorry. My sister did such a horrible
                 thing!!Moemi:D-don't worry.
                 See you, Moteuchi-kun.
        Youta:   Yeh.

           Ai:   Hmmmmm. That was Moemi-chan.
                 Okay, now I know who's who.
        Youta:   What are you doing now.
           Ai:   She said, "Moteuchi-kun, you're a really nice
                 person."
        Youta:   Seems so stupid, right.
        Youta:   I'm going to help her about love, the one I like.
        Youta:   Such an idiot. .there's nowhere else!

           Ai:   You. really like a girl with big breasts, don't you?
        Youta:   I'm sorry!! About that.
                 Really.
        Sound:   Go.
           Ai:   It's not like that, if I'm going to stay with you I
                 thought you would like bigger breasts!

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           Ai:   You're such an idiot.
        Youta:   Yes.
           Ai:   But.
           Ai:   Such an idiot. The kind I like.
           Ai:   Hey! Hey! Cheer up!!
                 She said, "nice person," right!!She doesn't hate you
                 at least.
                 You still have hope!!
        Youta:   Th-that's right!!
        Youta:   It looks like I got closer to Moemi-chan, but
                 actually, the road to Moemi-chan's heart has
                 probably shrunk as much as Ai-chan's breasts did.
                 But!! Still, still, I won't give up, and do my best!
                 Because Ai-chan is going to support me!!

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