87 Reasons to Elect Noonsa For President!
1) There's no contest, Noonsa's da bomb...hands down.
2) There would be plenty of water for everyone
3) No one can beat his wonderous hair style
4) He's perfect in the case of war - full of spikes!
5) If it comes down to an ultimate must we can flame him and use him to attract hungry enemies.
6) He can plow big holes through rocks
7) He'll get the vote from the fishes
8) Maybe he can get us some nice babblefish so we can understand all langugages
9) He has a tail-what other president can claim to that?
10) There will be no need for a presidential yacht.
11) When someone says "There's something fishy about our new president," they will mean it
12) Aquariums will experience a sudden surge in popularity
13) He won't take the bait
14) He can give enemies a kiss
15) Two words : Fish Breath
16) Well, the cats would be happy
17) We wouldn't have to waterproof the white house
18) If a meteor did hit the earth, causing a tidal wave to engulf Washington D.C., we would always have our president to fall back on
19) He's "picture perfect"
20) In the unlikely event of a fatal raid of the white house at least there would be plenty of food for the survivors
21) His name would be easy to find in a word search
22) He would promote the campaign against discrimination. The first half-fish half-man president!
23) He would be mighty useful if we were attacked by fish bait
24) No worries about long term presidential plans!
25) All presidential bathrooms could be taken out
26) Seafood would be a big no-no
27) Free kisses for everyone
28) There's no other candidate like him!
29) He's big, ugly, slimy, and wet
30) He doesn't have to wear a toupee
31) We can all sing "Skina-ma-rink-a-dink-a-dink Skina-ma-rink-a-dooo I love you! I love you in the morning and in the afterNOONSA!
32) He's specialer than special
33) He's not a democrat, he's not a republican, he's a flaming fish man!
34) Fish make good pets
35) If you pet him he doesn't shed
36) He's a super oFISHial
37) If you make it he will come
38) We can turn the white house into a giant fish bowl and fill it with pirty little colored marbles
39) We could scare all the slayers addicts who think slayers is real and that Noonsa has come back from the dead. Not everyone knows that it's only acting - no real fish-men were killed by flame during this production
40) Fish-men can predict the weather. I bet you didn't know that. That's only becuase you never took the time out of your busy schedule to talk to one
41) Noonsa is my hero
42) He'd entertain the press for a while
43) Noonsa: He's America's type of fish
44) He's friends with the cast from Slayers
45) Whenever you say his name you can squinch your face into that magical "oo" position
46) Give me a "n!" N! Give me an "o!" O! Give me an "o!" O! Give me a "n!" N! Give me a "s!" S! Give me an "a!" A! What's that spell??? NOONSA! NOONSA! Go Noonsa!
47) Noonsa has only four letters in it
48) We wouldn't have to worry about him snickering at the moon
49) Maybe he could reveal the secret of how to keep one's hands from getting all pruney when swimming in water for long periods of time
50) BAD! Flying fish men aren't my type!
51) Noonsa can't get tanned so he doens't make the rest of us look like vanilla pudding
52) My personal belief is that he secretly has a little bit of hedgehog in him too. Do you think the spikes on his back were a mere fishy coincidence?
53) Lot's of things rhyme with fish and man: dish, pish, wish, can, span, pan, fan.....but what rhymes with human? Fumin', boomin', groomin'? Please!
54) He's real life name is Noonseaki Pinkytounge Whistlebum, but when he acts he prefers to be called Noonsa
55) Noonsa is a high class fish
56) He will be your bestest bud in the whole big world
57) He would effeciently and effectively lead this nation to an entirely different dimension
58) What a way to ring in the new century
59) It would make for some interesting dinner conversation
60) I can see the headlines now: Giant flaiming fish-man is elected to the highest position in the country-what is this world coming to?
61) It will confuse the other nations
62) Noonsa is as happy as a happy fish-man can get
63) How can you refuse that face?
64) Noonsa-the fish-man with an attitude
65) He's the wave of the future
66) Have you ever seen such a spiffy looking president?
67) He'd look too cute in a tux
68) It would add a little spunk to boring conferences. Once Noonsa came into the room and took the Presidential seat I'm sure a smile couldn't help but cross everyone's face
69) The United States has always claimed to be a melting pot, a country willing to accept anyone and anything....let's prove it!
70) If you were a flaiming fish-man I'm sure you would want the same opportunity to become president as everyone else
71) He's an excellent chef
72) It would be amusing to see what the first lady would look like
73) All the podiums would have to be reformed so he could fit
74) We could become friends with the other fish-men and perhaps form a joint community
75) Being the president is a tough job, not any old flaming fish-man could do it, but Noonsa could!
76) Noosa's a buffy!
77) If Noonsa was elected president he would make the world a better place for all flaiming fish-mankind
78) Noonsa has six letters in his name....so does Cheese: coincidence? I think not!
79) He's number one!
80) Noonsa is an experienced pyromaniac!
81) Noonsa likes chocolate cheesecake
82) We could send him up in space and see if he would explode
83) He would make a fun stuffed animal for kids to play with
84) Noonsa can spell
85) He has pizzazz
86) Noonsa isn't your average president
87) Vote for Noonsa : He's a wicked cool winner!