USELESS HEDGEHOG FACTS

Hedgehogs are mammals
Hedgehogs have an extremely scary habit of licking things for long periods of time and then smearing their spit on their spines (Hence Sailor Hedgehog's attack: Hedgehog Spit Engulf)
Hedgehogs have spines and look like porcupines
Itty baby hedgehogs are called hoglets
Hedgehogs are found in Europe, Asia, and Africa (I guess humans don't know they live in the moon kingdom too)
Hedgehogs are furry on their underside and actually very soft there
Hedgehogs can be quite fast little fellas if they really want to be, a good example is our little buddy, Sonic the Hedgehog
Hegehogs hibernate in special nests called hibernaculums which allows them to survive even the harshest Negaverse attack
Hedgehogs do not sing in the shower
Hedgehogs roll themselves up into little cute balls when they are scared and then their spines come out in all directions
Hedgehogs snore if you stroke their prickles while they are sleeping
Hedgehogs eat yummy stuff like insects, slugs, spiders, frogs, worms, snakes, mice, and bird's eggs (remind me not to invite Sailor Hedgehog over for dinner)
Hedgehogs cannot fly using the nonexistant blue butterfly wings located in the lower right hand corner of their left eye
Hedgehogs wear a coat of over five thousand spines
Hedgehogs are probably around ten million years old
Hedgehogs only venture ouside in the dark
Hedgehogs are related to gymnures (furred hedgehogs). One species of these is called the Moon Rat (no joke. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!)