VOICES
For those of you who have yet to meet my voices, here is a brief introduction. Everyone has voices. Without voices life would be boring. The key is to embrace the voices and admit they exist. My voices are a bit more developed than most, below are their profiles...
Hamburger : The voice o' insanity
Birthday: January 222
Favorite Food: Roasted Banans Slugs Dipped in Cream of Corn
Least Favorite Food: Beef
Favorite Subject: Cooking Creatively
Least Favorite Subject: Cooking Beef 101
Number of eyebrows: Canned Pork
Favorite Sailor Scout: Sailor Mars
Favorite Color: Insanely Indigo
Hobbies: Balancing pigs on his nose, flying, squirting limes out of his popcorn
Hamburger is my favorite voice. He is the voice of insanity. He is the true director of my web page. He has green fuzzy eyebrows. He likes cheese. If you want to talk to a voice that will keep you from normality, give Hamburger a ring-a-ling...
George: Hamburger's Voice of Reason
Birthday: Friday
Favorite Food: Beef
Least Favorite Food: Roasted Banana Slugs Dipped in Cream of Corn
Favorite Subject: Calculus
Least Favorite Subject: 101 Ways to Smile
Favorite Scout: Sailor Mercury
Favorite Color: Reasonable Royal Red
Hobbies: Tennis, Hockey, Sleep
George is Hamburger's voice of reason. Yes, voices can have voices too. It happens. The problem is that Hamburger always ignores George, then they fight. Have you ever had voices fight in your head??? It 'aint a pretty picture!
Funkhart: The Voice of Happiness
Birthday: June 4th (aka happy day)
Favorite Food: Happy Hotdogs
Least favorite Food: Sad Sausages
Favorite Subject: Happy Humming
Least Favorite Subject: Sad Singing
Favorite Sailor: Sailor Venus
Favorite Color: Funky Fushia
Hobbies: Making sunflowers talk, smiling
Funkhart is the voice of happiness. She keeps me from being depressed. Just talk to Funkhart and you will smile. As Funkhart says, "A smile is a step toward a hotdog!"
Jacques les Haricots Verts
Birthday: Fat Tuesday
Favorite Food: Les Haricots Verts (green beans)
Least Favorite Food: Milk
Favorite Subject: French
Least Favorite Subject: English
Favorite Color: Gooey Green Gumdrops
Hobbies: Chasing chipmunks that stowaway on big scary boats
Jacques les haricots verts holds a special place in the ring of voices. Have you ever started speaking french when you thought you were speaking English. That's the handywork of Jacques, or one of his relatives.
Frieda : The Voice of Sarcasm
Birthday: National Sarcasm Day
Favorite Food: Sarcastic Slimeballs
Least Favorite Food: Potatoe Ice Cream
Favorite Subject: Twinkleberries
Least Favorite Subject: Non-twinkleberries
Favorite Sailor: Sailor Moon
Favorite Color: Sarcastic Salmon
Hobbies: Weeding. That's GREAT fun.
Frieda is quite magical. She is the voice that tends to get me in trouble a lot. Nonetheless, she's my good pal.